Abominations.

[Edwardo Piet]

If you were a god or goddess, what would be on your list of Abominations?

Drinks: Ovaltine. Alcohol: Bud Lite. Religions: All of them. Condiments: Lime Pickle. Foods: None. Unless Lime Pickle counts. Sexual Positions: The ones that are too awkward to get a purchase. Lubricants: Acid rain, lava or vindaloo sauce are a no-no. Animals: Any insectoid or maggoty parasites that lay eggs in your insides until they eventually crawl out from underneath your skin and you die in agony. Yeah. Those animals. Not a fan of them. Plants: Hemlock sounds pretty crappy. Politicians: Any of those godawful ones that people are likely to vote for despite being right-winged lobotomized arse-faced gibbons that love the smell of their own farts more than the sound of beautiful music or the silence of people not shooting each other in the face. Weapons: All of them. Magical Force Fields That Prevent All Real Damage From All Real Weapons: None of them. Pity they don't exist.

For an extra prize (unspecified and not free), what would you be a god or goddess of.

Non-serious answer: Mayofication. Serious answer: Self-expression.

You may also nominate others to be gods or goddesses, too.

I first misread this as "You may dominate other gods or goddesses too" and I'm sticking to that reading.

[Cecelia]

I wouldn't have abominations. I'd just smite everything that upset me. Much like the Old Testament god, but with more rigorous standards. Like someone eating Bacon? Go for it! Someone molesting a child? Calling all Bears and/or honey badgers. Someone loves someone of the same sex? Ahh true love! Someone pours milk before cereal? Hey you, Dog! Go pee on your owner. Someone spoils something for people on the internet? Your computer just got fried before you could post it. You go to an NRA rally? Well too bad, cause guns aren't a thing anymore. You're overweight? Well good news, cause I've boosted your metabolism so you can finally lose those pounds. Even though you're fine just the way you are. Being overweight isn't an abomination, but the fact that food makes you gain weight is. (And losing weight is way too hard as it is). You bully a kid at school? Gonna steal from Stranger Things, and make you wet your pants. You abuse your kid? I'll direct a bullet from a cop's gun firing at an unarmed person, and direct it into your shoulder, causing you to lose the ability to use your arm at all. Killing two birds with one stone, cause I'm that kinda goddess. You cheat to win in an online multiplayer game? Your connection will now be 28kbps to even the odds. You're conning someone out of their money? Fire Ants will find you and make you their bitch.

See if I were god, and I cared about people's behavior enough, I'd stop them. I wouldn't tell them "Don't do this" or "Don't do that" and hope they learn from it--then punish them if they don't. And my punishments wouldn't all be DEATH FOR EVERYONE. It'd be death for some, mild lashings for others.

[Jenny A]

I would be the god of the potluck. Hell fire to anyone wielding Jello salad.

Can there be a very special hell for those who dye peaches green before adding them to the jello?

[Mr.Obvious]

God of making it just in The Nick of time.

All who rush to catch their train or plane know and revers me. I am The god in dorms all over te world, of students trying to cram in a semester's worth of knowledge into one week.

Procrastination will be what leads my flock to me. Procrastination will be The abomination turns them to toys at my mercy. And like any worthWhile god, i'll want my flock to be dependend on me. I will be The only chance of salvation because of their abomination.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I would be the God Of Reasonable Public Behaviour.  Naturally, I wouldn't require anyone to be a paragon of moral virtue, merely that they refrain from being boors in the public square.

Abominations:  Talking in the cinema, failing to hold a door/elevator for the person behind you, littering, complaining at the top of your stupid fucking voice because you asked for no dairy on your salad plate and managed to spot a speck of parmesan that wouldn't keep a mouse alive for a day, under-tipping, blocking my car in with your car because you're 'Just going to be a minute, honestly', and so on.

Boru

[Antares]

I would be the god of courtesy. I would make it highly contagious and, the entire planet would be infected.

[chimp3]

I would be the god of the potluck. Hell fire to anyone wielding Jello salad.

Can there be a very special hell for those who dye peaches green before adding them to the jello?

Yes! Every St Patrick's day you will reincarnated into green beer and then vomited out by half Irish revelers.

[Edwardo Piet]

 You cheat to win in an online multiplayer game?  Your connection will now be 28kbps to even the odds.

I'm glad we both agree these people are lowlife asshole fuckfaces.

It's not like cheats are enabled lol. Damn hax0rs got nothing better to do that spoil games for other people.

One thing though.... I hope the 28K connection doesn't slow the game down for everyone else, or make their character so jerky they're impossible to hit (depends on the game how slow connections work, but they often lag the game out for everyone or even make things more difficult for the people with higher connections). We're talking a special kind of lag right?

[GUBU]

If you were a god or goddess, what would be on your list of Abominations?

For an extra prize (unspecified and not free), what woul you be a god or goddess of.

You may also nominate others to be gods or goddesses, too.

Shirts with six buttons, babies, the colour blue, chocolate and broccoli.

Edit: If you haven't guessed what I'm god of yet, you need to read more Discworld.

[brewer]

Abominations: Mostly foods, humus, brussel sprouts, most beans, most lettuce, custards, jello, ...............

God of deja vu and dopplegangers. My god name is :Whathehellwasthat.

Edit: After thought: any quackery.

You don't like ducks??

Hell no, except on my plate.