The WLB Won't Be Sucking Macron's Dick Anymore

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https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/preside...-congress/

President Macron delivers stunning rebuke of Trumpism — bashes ‘the illusion of nationalism’ to standing ovation from US Congress

French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a rousing speech to US congress Wednesday, throwing not-so-subtle shade at his host while defending globalism, liberty, and science.
Macron began his speech by discussing the shared history of the United States and France and then moved into a full-throated defense of globalism and freedom.

Macron said the solution is “the opposite of deregulation and extreme nationalism.”
Throughout, he received warm applause from the assembly, including a standing ovation when he said that “the illusion of nationalism” should not be allowed to force the Western world back into the Dark Ages.

Can "Freedom Fries" be far behind?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries

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And of course Andy Borowitz has to get in on it.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...ak-english

Americans Startled by Spectacle of President Who Can Speak English

All of the major cable news networks interrupted their regularly scheduled programs to cover the phenomenon, as a man who was identified as “President” spoke in complete, grammatically correct English sentences with no visible sign of strain or discomfort.

Just minutes into the telecast, thousands of viewers called the networks to inquire if they were witnessing a hoax.

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His speech was good