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Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
My affair with AF
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My partner has joked about when I will be getting married to atheistforums.org.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
RE: My affair with AF
April 25, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 11:48 pm by ignoramus.)
EDIT. The penny finally dropped.
removed to due quoting out of context... my bad.
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Know God, Know fear. (April 25, 2018 at 7:11 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I've noticed not many here also have their other half as regular posters. Mine doesn't care as he is either playing games on his phone or his tablet. He's so immersed in his own shit that I feel like I have a roommate. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(April 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm)chimp3 Wrote: At this point I would prefer a fling with a married woman! I have access to some sheep that are not busy at this time. Interested? I must admit that they aren't great at conversation.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Quote:And I didn't sign up for doing her mother's laundry, and will not. I'm a pretty good chef although I concentrate on the main dish while my wife seems to get a great deal of joy from cutting up vegetables. I'm not allowed to touch the laundry, though. Goes back to college when I tossed a red sweat shirt in with the whites. I was a big hit in the dorm for a while but I think it scared her.
Eh I'm not on here much at home. I don't like the mobile version so I only get on when I have a desktop around which is usually only at work. I have used my phone during mafia games when he is around. I distinctly remember this going down on our honeymoon.
Me: Hold on I can't walk, read, and play mafia. Can we pause for a moment? *plays mafia while new husband is standing around* Okay cool. We only have ten more minutes until end of phase then I won't be on my phone as much. Tony: It's all good. How are you doing in the game? Me: Man we basically won. I'm so excited to have won as an Indy. *walks around, gets food, remembers the day phase is over, checks phone* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT POCA I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU! Tony: *poking his fries with a fork* Things not going well in the game? Me: That fucking bastard turned the wagon on me with ten fucking minutes left. I got fucking lynched. *proceeds to rant the rest of the day* Now he just asks how I'm doing and which team I'm on but I don't play as much so it's not as often.
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Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you." (April 25, 2018 at 8:12 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Well, I'm single so I spend as much time fiddling around with AF as I fuckin' want. Lol, ditto. Normally I don't mention this place to girlfriends though. Once I did have a girlfriend say "you spend a lot of time on that site. I said "uh huh" and that was that. |
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