Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 31, 2025, 9:48 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Happy Birthday Tiberius

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Happy Birthday Tiberius
Brian37 Offline
RationalPoet
*****
Religious Views: JGH 1933-2017 RIP MOM
Posts: 30726
Threads: 2123
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation: 71
#11
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 8:28 am
Happy Birthday to you
You love the Eagles too
Just ignore me
My Skins suck DONKEY BALLS

Happy Birthday!
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
Find
Reply
Edwardo Piet Away
Devil's Supercardo.
Religious Views: Atheistic panexperientialism
Posts: 43162
Threads: 720
Joined: September 21, 2008
Reputation: 132
#12
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 8:33 am (This post was last modified: April 29, 2018 at 8:35 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Happy birthday! Enjoy your big three oh!

What are you doing for your 30th?

For mine it'll be a normal day except I've quit drinking for the sake of my teeth but I'll make an exception to that rule for my 30th.
(April 29, 2018 at 7:33 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: TibbyRoo!!!  Happy Birthday!!!  Enjoy that sexy car and your sexy wife! 😁😇🎂🍻

Indeed.

If I had a wife I'd be begging for my BB (Birthday Blowjob).

Although I'd hope I didn't have to beg for it Giggle
Find
Reply
Antares Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 529
Threads: 10
Joined: December 20, 2017
Reputation: 21
#13
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 10:15 am
Ah, to be so young again. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
I believe in life before death.
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#14
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 10:26 am
Maybe now is a good time to bring up the topic of how you enjoyed having shell wait on you and you would like to be waited on again.
Find
Reply
Fireball Offline
Refractory Member
*****
Religious Views: Nullifidian
Posts: 10024
Threads: 21
Joined: September 8, 2015
Reputation: 79
#15
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 10:32 am
Happy Birthday!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#16
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 11:53 am
You're not getting older, you're getting better.

(PS - I have found that to be bullshit)
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#17
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 12:04 pm
Your appendix didn't even last 30 years, wonder what else is on the verge of a catastrophic failure mode . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
SteelCurtain Offline
Milk Chocolate Bimbo/Swag Master
*****
Religious Views: Atheist (6)
Posts: 15351
Threads: 118
Joined: January 13, 2014
Reputation: 116
#18
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 12:09 pm
Divi Tiberi

Have fun in your convertible motorcar. Use sunscreen.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Find
Reply
emjay Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: agnostic atheist
Posts: 10333
Threads: 31
Joined: April 3, 2015
Reputation: 64
#19
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm
Happy Birthday Tibs Smile

Welcome to your thirties but say goodbye to being able to eat whatever you want without putting on any weight Big Grin
Find
Reply
Angrboda Offline
Bringer Of Grief
*****
Religious Views: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
Posts: 30161
Threads: 116
Joined: February 22, 2011
Reputation: 158
#20
RE: Happy Birthday Tiberius
April 29, 2018 at 1:11 pm
[Image: giphy.gif]

Happy Birthday, Tibbs!  You're not getting older...  well, okay, yes you are....

Have a great birth day!
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Happy Birthday Tiberius

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Happy Birthday, Ravenshire and Aegon! BrianSoddingBoru4 9 143 January 26, 2025 at 7:40 pm
Last Post: The Architect Of Fate
  Happy Birthday!! BrianSoddingBoru4 3 151 December 31, 2024 at 6:24 pm
Last Post: AFTT47
  Happy Birthday Fake Messiah brewer 9 318 December 26, 2024 at 1:06 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Happy Birthday Rev. Rye! arewethereyet 14 600 December 15, 2024 at 10:57 pm
Last Post: Rev. Rye
  Happy Birthday, Valk! BrianSoddingBoru4 15 631 December 1, 2024 at 4:46 am
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Happy Birthday Mister Agenda brewer 12 612 November 30, 2024 at 8:45 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Happy Birthday LastPoet brewer 4 204 November 25, 2024 at 5:54 pm
Last Post: emjay
  Happy Birthday Fireball! arewethereyet 11 587 October 7, 2024 at 7:23 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Happy birthday Silver Fake Messiah 10 530 October 3, 2024 at 12:00 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Happy Birthday, Jimmy Carter! BrianSoddingBoru4 5 372 October 1, 2024 at 8:35 am
Last Post: Ravenshire



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)