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Athiests and puppies.
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Maybe it's the Holy Ben Wa Ball of Tokyo ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Whomever uses it will get a real bang out of it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: Athiests and puppies.
May 2, 2018 at 3:04 pm
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2018 at 3:04 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(May 2, 2018 at 1:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Interestingly dogs are a great example of selective breeding, which is a type of evolution that some theists think doesn't exist.Yep, trying to breed a chihuahua with a Great Dane is like trying to cross a Smart Car with a Mack truck. (May 2, 2018 at 2:59 pm)Fireball Wrote: Whomever uses it will get a real bang out of it. Gott mit uns. 
"Why would atheists be in awe and mesmerized of a little puppy?"
Idk, maybe because atheists have capacity for compassion just like any other human? Also, you see this cross-compassion from other animals, I distinctly remember the gorilla Koko mourning the death of a kitten it was given. So, fuck you. Also, animals can be "spellbound" by nature just as much as humans, I remember a nature documentary where apes seemingly played in a river. So, fuck you. This is just regular theistic thinking that humans are somehow special and that animals don't think or whatever. 
Yeah. There really isn't much we have the capacity for, that other animals don't. We just happen to be smarter than them, which can sometimes do more harm than good.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Oh yeah. He gets credit for all the nice things, and we get blamed for all the bad things. Because reasons.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
I finally watched the video. The dog makes more sense than the clown talking.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
7 minutes of my life I won't get back.
I can spare you my friends: Guy: "I don't understand how the universe works, therefore God." Dog: "Put me the fuck down!" |
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