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Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 4:15 pm
[Image: pussy-pendant-1526479497.jpg?crop=1xw:1x...size=480:*]

A conversation between a man and a saleswoman in a jewelry store-

Man: Do you have the pendant with the vulva made of silver and the clitoris made with a gem stone?
Saleswoman: Yes, it's right over there in that case.
Man: In here?
Saleswoman: Yes, right there.
Man: I can't find it.
Saleswoman: It's right there in the case...etc.
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 6:01 pm
It reminds me of someone! (but no callout rules!)
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 6:11 pm


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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:00 pm
Can I look at your purse?

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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:04 pm
Oh come on! It is not like the clitoris is natures Rubik's Cube!
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:14 pm
(May 22, 2018 at 4:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: pussy-pendant-1526479497.jpg?crop=1xw:1x...size=480:*]

A conversation between a man and a saleswoman in a jewelry store-

Man: Do you have the pendant with the vulva made of silver and the clitoris made with a gem stone?
Saleswoman: Yes, it's right over there in that case.
Man: In here?
Saleswoman: Yes, right there.
Man: I can't find it.
Saleswoman: It's right there in the case...etc.

Curiousity is getting the better of me...
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:28 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 8:29 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Behold, the Crenshaw melon:

[Image: CanaryCrenshaw1.jpg]

A melon whose implications got a hell of a lot more horrifying when you watch Tromeo and Juliet for the first time.

[Image: crenshaw_melon_womens_dark_tshirt.jpg?co...=460&qv=90]

Also, when you're a foot fetishist, anything with women in revealing footwear can easily become found porn.
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:42 pm
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 8:47 pm
little shop of horrors! ^ hehe

(why do sex jokes always degrade to vegetable porn? It is just us Dunno)
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RE: Found Porn
May 22, 2018 at 9:00 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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