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The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 12:12 am
(With semi-sincere apologies to MK)
What is The Asleepening?
It's the bored feeling atheists get when we hear repetitive claims from theists about their deities, their religions, their beliefs, and why we should accept their claims as fact.
It is the feeling we get when they threaten us with eternal torment if we don't believe what they're telling us.
It's the feeling we get when we are told why we're atheists, why we think the way we do, and what we believe.
It's the feeling we get when we're told that we need to prove there are no deities and that we should accept claims about THEIR deity but no other.
It is the feeling we get when we get quotes from holy books, personal testimonies, or arguments from ignorance as the reason we should believe.
It is the feeling when we read any of the above, yawn, and decide it's just not worth engaging any more.
That is what The Asleepening is.
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 12:14 am
You always make me laugh Beccs, no need to apologize!
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 12:37 am
Sorry Beccs, the analogy doesn't work. It's not an asleepening, it's an afrustratinging.
If it were an asleepening, I wouldn't care enough to join a message board like this. It wouldn't matter enough. Unfortunately, these people are organized and make their best effort to do harm to the world. They MUST be opposed despite my weariness to oppose them. They are relentless and so so must we. We are winning but the only way that will continue is if we keep it up.
A message board like this may seem trivial to some people but I think it is seriously important. The internet is a major stage and it allows us to broadcast our message. I believe that the availability of it has played a major role in our success in scaling back religious thought through-out the world over the past two decades. We must keep it up.
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 1:59 am
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 3:16 am
(June 1, 2018 at 12:12 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (With semi-sincere apologies to MK)
What is The Asleepening?
It's the bored feeling atheists get when we hear repetitive claims from theists about their deities, their religions, their beliefs, and why we should accept their claims as fact.
It is the feeling we get when they threaten us with eternal torment if we don't believe what they're telling us.
It's the feeling we get when we are told why we're atheists, why we think the way we do, and what we believe.
It's the feeling we get when we're told that we need to prove there are no deities and that we should accept claims about THEIR deity but no other.
It is the feeling we get when we get quotes from holy books, personal testimonies, or arguments from ignorance as the reason we should believe.
It is the feeling when we read any of the above, yawn, and decide it's just not worth engaging any more.
That is what The Asleepening is. Now that's funny, I have the same problem with them even though I am a Christian! I don't believe in man made fuckin' theologies! I've translated and read the bible in the autographed languages of it. I do NOT agree to disagree! They're just plain stupid! I'm wonder where they got all that stuff? Do you love me now! Please, please please!!!
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 3:39 am
Haipule! Where ya been dude! I miss your jokes... No, Not really... I lied... 
You don't believe in "man made fuckin' theologies". That's good, neither do we.
But next you're going to tell me that you believe in another personal made up God, which is just so much more feasible! No, Not really!
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 4:40 am
(June 1, 2018 at 12:12 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (With semi-sincere apologies to MK)
What is The Asleepening?
It's the bored feeling atheists get when we hear repetitive claims from theists about their deities, their religions, their beliefs, and why we should accept their claims as fact.
It is the feeling we get when they threaten us with eternal torment if we don't believe what they're telling us.
It's the feeling we get when we are told why we're atheists, why we think the way we do, and what we believe.
It's the feeling we get when we're told that we need to prove there are no deities and that we should accept claims about THEIR deity but no other.
It is the feeling we get when we get quotes from holy books, personal testimonies, or arguments from ignorance as the reason we should believe.
It is the feeling when we read any of the above, yawn, and decide it's just not worth engaging any more.
That is what The Asleepening is.
Eternal torment?
Why not. 
Isn't an eternal torment to be born again and again  until people learn the lesson how to create real progress and reach the goal of life?
Once the thick brain understand how the system works the eternal torment become the eternal bliss. 
I guess you never though about that darl, did you? 
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 7:08 am
Based on the title I thought it is the 7th Day Adventists dirt nap.
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RE: The Asleepening
June 1, 2018 at 8:54 am
And I thought it was the next M Knight Shyamalan movie.
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RE: The Asleepening
June 2, 2018 at 4:36 am
(June 1, 2018 at 4:40 am)Little Rik Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 12:12 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (With semi-sincere apologies to MK)
What is The Asleepening?
It's the bored feeling atheists get when we hear repetitive claims from theists about their deities, their religions, their beliefs, and why we should accept their claims as fact.
It is the feeling we get when they threaten us with eternal torment if we don't believe what they're telling us.
It's the feeling we get when we are told why we're atheists, why we think the way we do, and what we believe.
It's the feeling we get when we're told that we need to prove there are no deities and that we should accept claims about THEIR deity but no other.
It is the feeling we get when we get quotes from holy books, personal testimonies, or arguments from ignorance as the reason we should believe.
It is the feeling when we read any of the above, yawn, and decide it's just not worth engaging any more.
That is what The Asleepening is.
Eternal torment?
Why not.
Isn't an eternal torment to be born again and again until people learn the lesson how to create real progress and reach the goal of life?
Once the thick brain understand how the system works the eternal torment become the eternal bliss.
I guess you never though about that darl, did you?
No, I didn't think of it that way, scooter, because I'm not a blithering idiot.
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