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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 4:08 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?
Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!
If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!
As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!
Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 4:25 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?
Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!
If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!
As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!
Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!
I was really under the impression that English was your native language, but most of this reads a lot like a non English speaker trying to translate their thoughts into a language they are not familiar with.
Or, it could just be too much cannabis.
Either way, it would be nice if you could clarify your thoughts a bit.
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 4:33 pm
This abundance of life of which you speak. Abundant on what scale? The earth? The earth/moon system, with all the included planitisals? The inner solar system? The whole solar system, including all Kuyper Belt objects? The local cluster? The Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way? The whole Milky Way? The local galactic group? The observable universe?
That promise of abundant life within gawd's creation seems like so much iron age bullshit once you get past our little planetary scale.
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 4:36 pm
This forum has a relatively larger share of nutter theists.
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 4:38 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 4:36 pm)sdelsolray Wrote: This forum has a relatively larger share of nutter theists.
We love our chew toys.
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 5:02 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 4:36 pm)sdelsolray Wrote: This forum has a relatively larger share of nutter theists.
I think it is representative of the whole population of such morons.
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 6:06 pm
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 8:11 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 4:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 13, 2018 at 8:18 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I think reality is superior to fantasy. Superior to a fantasy creature and the book of fantasy written about it by man.
I eat ameba shit for breakfast and crap success. Advantage mine!
I dunno.
Some fantasy can be really great...
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RE: Life?
June 13, 2018 at 11:05 pm
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it? I was a Christian when I was younger. I can honestly say I prayed to god all of the time and constantly asked him to intervene in my life or come to me. It never happened. Though of course your retort will be that I either didn't believe hard enough or wasn't living purely enough to have a relationship with god. Or maybe you'll say, "God doesn't have to prove himself to you." Either way, nothing I say will change your mind on this point.
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there! I don't think when we refer to nature it is different than the one you are referring to. I don't fight against any gods, I simply don't believe, or have any reason to believe, that a god or gods exist.
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!
As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!
Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church! The members of the species with traits that are advantageous to survival tend to survive. The ones with traits not advantageous to survival tend to perish. What's so hard to grasp about that? I think we will accomplish love, righteousness and trust once we get rid of religion.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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RE: Life?
June 14, 2018 at 1:36 am
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(June 13, 2018 at 6:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: Thanks Purplepurpose, that was brilliant.
I sure hope something's waiting for me in the bushes of love. :-) I LOVE bushes too!
(June 13, 2018 at 6:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: (June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?
Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!
If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!
As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!
Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!
No promises from me! Are you referring to the Christian Bible that promises death and hellfire for so many? That book of life? Yes, that book. "Death and hellfire", that's only for the people whom sit in pews and listen to Stupid who went to seminary school to learn how to be stupid and teach others how to be stupid. I'm sure you have met some of them. But, it's really stupid! Yet, I know I'm preaching to the choir.
The bible I read, in it's autographed language, as it was written, teaches me how to kick the worlds royal fuckin' ass using the trust(erroneously translated as "faith") I have learned from the pages of Scripture.
The bible doesn't teach religious jerkassisity! That belongs only to the church with a steeple and a cross. The true church(ekklEsia: called out from amongst the rest--people) are the ones who trust God in the life of His promise and kick, and LOVE, ass!
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(June 13, 2018 at 7:50 am)Whateverist Wrote: (June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?
Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!
If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!
As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!
Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!
*my bold*
There is no 'advantage', either you get it done or it doesn't get done.
The bible is not holy. Doesn't matter if you got it autographed or not. I'm sure glad I have all the help from a living God, in 'getting it done' in pursuing the perfection of the all things of His making called 'The Universe"(AKA: pursuing the righteousness of God in the all things) in every tight spot and wide open space. Without God and His Word directing my path to His perfect standard of the all things(His righteousness) , I would truly suck! Do you agree?
Or, do you really think that "God helps those who helps themselves" which is NEVER stated or, implied in Scripture! Rather, quite the opposite. God's Word mounted me up with "wings of eagles" so that I don't have to swim in dirty fishbowls!
(June 13, 2018 at 3:51 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Why would a god need to put his information in a book (made by humans - every bible I ever saw had the publisher's name at the front) this god can make a universe but can't manage a book without using humans to help out? Doesn't sound like anything worth worship to me If there is no God then nothing really matters. If there is a God and He has revealed Himself through Scripture--then nothing else really matters.
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