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"God Friended Me"

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"God Friended Me"
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"God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 7:06 am
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 7:32 am
Why can't the atheist just update his status to "already in a relationship"?
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 7:39 am
Will fakebook sell god's details?
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 8:19 am
I had a god friend me once. At least he said he was a god.... [Image: dunno.gif]
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 9:01 am
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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 9:05 am
Is this code for a supernatural reach around?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 9:07 am



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 10:17 am
That gave me douchechills.
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RE: "God Friended Me"
June 24, 2018 at 10:37 am
I’m actually already friends with God on Facebook. He’s hilarious.
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June 24, 2018 at 10:42 am
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