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"God Friended Me"
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"God Friended Me"
As if theistic movies couldn't get any worse.

An atheist's life is turned upside down when he is "friended" by God on Facebook.
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Why can't the atheist just update his status to "already in a relationship"?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Will fakebook sell god's details?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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I had a god friend me once. At least he said he was a god.... [Image: dunno.gif]
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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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Is this code for a supernatural reach around?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(June 24, 2018 at 7:06 am)Kit Wrote: As if theistic movies couldn't get any worse.

An atheist's life is turned upside down when he is "friended" by God on Facebook.

Its a person of interest copy.

Also god seems to be a bit of a dick in this.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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That gave me douchechills.
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I’m actually already friends with God on Facebook. He’s hilarious.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(June 24, 2018 at 10:37 am)Losty Wrote: I’m actually already friends with God on Facebook. He’s hilarious.

Indeed.
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