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Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 12:05 pm
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Matt Dilahaunty often asked a legit question on A.E. show - "Is it just to torture me just because I wanted more evidence before committing to religion. But what If I refuse to commit to it at all, does it makes me worthy of torture especially endless one? Doesn't that make God a moral thug?".
It sounds insane when someone says that independence is a crime punishable in a worst possible manner and service to God is a the "ultimate" good. What's so special in being at the gunpoint for eternity by God? Death seems more peaceful.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 12:14 pm
Don't most/all gods demand worship or else?
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 3:38 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not the FSM.
R'amen my friends.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not the FSM.
Yes the FSM. I just read there is an after life hell threat of stale beer and STD's if you're not a true believer.
But if I get an afterlife I guess I'd be cool with both.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 6:17 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 5, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not the FSM.
Yes the FSM. I just read there is an after life hell threat of stale beer and STD's if you're not a true believer.
But if I get an afterlife I guess I'd be cool with both.
STDs mean you are getting some action. Better than strumming a harp.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 8:08 pm
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(July 5, 2018 at 6:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Yes the FSM. I just read there is an after life hell threat of stale beer and STD's if you're not a true believer.
But if I get an afterlife I guess I'd be cool with both.
STDs mean you are getting some action. Better than strumming a harp.
Will an STD even matter in FSM hell? So I hump till my dicks drops off, then it's back to same ole same ole.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 8:16 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 8:08 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 5, 2018 at 6:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: STDs mean you are getting some action. Better than strumming a harp.
Will and STD even matter in FSM hell? So I hump till my dicks drops off, then it's back to same ole same ole.
Maybe he'll comp you a new sausage that delivers Alfredo sauce, and new meatballs! His noodly appendage might get a little too personal, though.
I have no experience with the FSM IRL.
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RE: Polar opposites
July 5, 2018 at 8:19 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 8:16 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 5, 2018 at 8:08 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Will and STD even matter in FSM hell? So I hump till my dicks drops off, then it's back to same ole same ole.
Maybe he'll comp you a new sausage that delivers Alfredo sauce, and new meatballs! His noodly appendage might get a little too personal, though. I have no experience with the FSM IRL.
How would that be hell? Dinner and get laid at the same time. Perhaps the sauce would be rancid.
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