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Televangelist Jim Bakker Is at it again.
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Televangelist Jim Bakker Is at it again.
Televangelist Jim Bakker is now hawking a 'silver gel' he claims can cure 'all venereal diseases' for $25 per bottle

  • Televangelist, author and convicted felon Jim Bakker has a new product for sale

  • This time it's a 'silver gel' that cures 'all venereal diseases' and he calls a 'miracle'

  • The ranges from $25 for four ounces of the gel version, $40 for one 16-ounce bottle of the liquid version, and $175 and $250 for a case each type, respectively

  • The full ingredients of the product aren't known, but it's said to contain 'silver'

  • In February, Bakker came out with fuel-less generators, doomsday guidebooks and buckets of food that he promised would last 30 days 

  • Bakker is now co-hosting a new series called 'The Jim Bakker Show' with his current wife, Lori Bakker, from the Ozark Mountains in Missouri 
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...eases.html
He must like the food in prison. Or maybe the men.
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Surprised he didn't label it gold gel. Isn't silver beneath gold in the metal department?
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(July 8, 2018 at 5:54 pm)Kit Wrote: Surprised he didn't label it gold gel.  Isn't silver beneath gold in the metal department?

He'd probably sell you sugar crystals and tell you its diamond.
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If xhristards are stupid enough to buy it I say fleece the dumb fucks for all they are worth.  Serves them right for believing in fucking magic in the first place.
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Silver is anti-microbial. It is used to treat wounds. Dressings  impregnated with silver such as Aguacel AG and ointments like Silvadene are great. There is no way any gel cures any venereal disease.
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Various silver concoctions are antimicrobial and some were used for VD prior to antibiotics.
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But did they work?
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It is weird that christians, upholders of marriage, celibacy onto that etc etc have so much demand for such product.

It was probably a devil's trick that got them such things.

I will now sell an ointment to put on dicks that will prevent most venereal deseases. A very natural sollution of 37% hydrogen chloride.
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(July 8, 2018 at 6:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Silver is anti-microbial. It is used to treat wounds. Dressings  impregnated with silver such as Aguacel AG and ointments like Silvadene are great. There is no way any gel cures any venereal disease.

I went to look for silver to be used in some way for VD. One of the links amused me greatly.

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His prices are MUCH too high.  I am currently offering a Platinum Gel at 25% less than what Bakker is charging for his garbage.  Not only will my product cure all venereal disease, it also cures rheumatism, emphysema, gout, gallstones, headache, toothache, backache, hair loss, fallen arches, corns, warts, bunions and influenza.

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your symptoms back.

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