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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 13, 2018 at 11:45 pm
I've read similar studies.
That convinced me to start drinking again.
Wait, "moderation"?
?
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 12:19 am
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The way I see it published-
1. If you never drank, don't start
2. If you have been drinking, limit it to two a day
3. If you drink more than that, stop it before your liver crawls up your throat and bitch slaps you
OK, I made the last one up, but it makes sense, except about your liver crawling up your throat. It actually sits down there and sulks, and starts sending out enzymes to alert your MD. It will eventually stop sulking and dissolve in the alcohol, at which point you will die, without a transplant. And if you aren't David Crosby, you''re gonna die anyway. You're welcome.
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 2:13 am
"Do you guys drink?"
Yes.
"what kind of alcohol"
Whatever's available.
"and how much?"
All of it.
"moderate drinking"
What's that?!?
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 7:15 am
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 7:22 am
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I don't drink anymore and I can't help but think that those of you who do are a bunch of sheep.
So no thanks, I'll just stick with my coffee and cigarettes.
Actually, I did have quite a few drinks recently and some marijuana but that was a one off.
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 7:52 am
I was 20 years in the USN. Feast or famine when it came to drinking. Zero at sea (self-imposed, there's ways around) and when we hit port there were the local ready to help us restore all of money to circulation.
Now, 2 per day, tops, unless there's some kind of function I'm attending. A few parties are "give Boss Lady my keys" affairs.
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 9:06 am
I used to only be able to do extremes. Just drinking a lot of spirits and getting smashed. Or drinking absolutely nothing. These days I drink around 5 days a year. I eat pretty good, exercise pretty good. I can't imagine when I die it'll be because I didn't drink enough alcohol or whatever, or that drinking a bit will help me in the gym in some way.
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 9:21 am
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Interestingly, some people can drink a whole lot and never have it affect their livers. Those are the lucky ones.
Also, it's currently 9:30am and I'm drinking alcohol.
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RE: Health benefits of moderate drinking
July 14, 2018 at 11:36 am
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