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Rocket Science
July 14, 2018 at 4:25 pm
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Rocket Science
July 14, 2018 at 4:32 pm
Hmmph. Reminds me of those shitty Gamera movies!
Of course you have to be careful about insulting giant turtles around here.
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RE: Rocket Science
July 14, 2018 at 4:50 pm
Comes up every year about this time.
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RE: Rocket Science
July 14, 2018 at 6:13 pm
(July 14, 2018 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hmmph. Reminds me of those shitty Gamera movies!
Of course you have to be careful about insulting giant turtles around here.
It's funny! The giant land tortoise was one of the last things the scientists in England could observe. Because, they would all be eaten before they got back. As well as large bladders of potable water. They were a sailors best friend! As well as, delicious!
I have eaten Green Sea Turtle and I've NEVER tasted anything better! I would liken it to a non lean hog. It don't taste like chicken! And the fin meat section is high in collagen making excellent soups and stews. Even better than Sharks Fin which I love!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
