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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 2:08 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (November 6, 2018 at 2:07 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Haha. I had AIDS but I took garlic and hempseed, now it's all better.
Liar. AIDS is well known to be cured by aligning your chakras and rolling in healing crystals.
"Aligning your chakras and rolling your healing crystals"
F&F means "masturbating".
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 2:18 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 6, 2018 at 2:08 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Liar. AIDS is well known to be cured by aligning your chakras and rolling in healing crystals.
"Aligning your chakras and rolling your healing crystals"
F&F means "masturbating".
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 2:20 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 2:05 pm)wyzas Wrote: Waiting to hear that death is the natural remedy.
I was going to say it, but in light of losing Vorls and my cat to cancer recently, I thought it might be in bad taste.
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 4:47 pm
Perhaps I misspoke, or chose my words poorly. I never meant that chewing on Cilantro or bathing in Basil would cure anything. My point was, there is cure for everything. There is a cure for Cancer, there is a cure for AIDS, and every other terrible affliction. It's just a matter of finding it. Humans may never discover these cures, I don't know. But there is a remedy for everything. Something, somewhere, is immune to whatever sickness it counteracts.
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 4:53 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 4:47 pm)no one Wrote: Perhaps I misspoke, or chose my words poorly. I never meant that chewing on Cilantro or bathing in Basil would cure anything. My point was, there is cure for everything. There is a cure for Cancer, there is a cure for AIDS, and every other terrible affliction. It's just a matter of finding it. Humans may never discover these cures, I don't know. But there is a remedy for everything. Something, somewhere, is immune to whatever sickness it counteracts.
How could you possibly claim that there's a cure for everything? How could you know that?
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 4:55 pm
Obviously, I do not know it for certain. It just seems to me that's the way things work.
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 4:56 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 2:03 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What, perchance, is the natural remedy for pancreatic cancer?
Not getting the diagnosis?
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 5:02 pm
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@OPQ
It's legitimately profitable...does that count?
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 5:19 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 5:02 pm)Khemikal Wrote: @OPQ
It's legitimately profitable...does that count?
Just like any other protection racket.
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RE: Is there any legitimacy to accupuncture?
November 6, 2018 at 6:25 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 4:47 pm)no one Wrote: Perhaps I misspoke, or chose my words poorly. I never meant that chewing on Cilantro or bathing in Basil would cure anything. My point was, there is cure for everything. There is a cure for Cancer, there is a cure for AIDS, and every other terrible affliction. It's just a matter of finding it. Humans may never discover these cures, I don't know. But there is a remedy for everything. Something, somewhere, is immune to whatever sickness it counteracts.
Yeah, but I wouldn't say there is a 'natural' cure for everything. Most of those cures are made in a lab.
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