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Proof I Have Proof

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Proof I Have Proof
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Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:05 am
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:10 am
At least 80 proof required, please.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:11 am
Is that 180 proof?
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:12 am
You want the proof? You can't handle the proof!!!!!!
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:14 am (This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 11:25 am by Lucanus.)
I wonder, at this rate, how long it will take before "proof" becomes a substitute for "penis" on this board.

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 1:42 pm
I’d like to see the evidence supporting that proof!
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 1:54 pm
So by all these proof threads, I'd wager there was a forum party, everyone had a lot to drink and I wasn't invited. Whatever happened, I wasn't invited. *makes sad face*
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 3:01 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 1:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’d like to see the evidence supporting that proof!
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 4:08 pm
Good enough for me.
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RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 9:08 pm
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