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Proof I Have Proof
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At least 80 proof required, please.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Is that 180 proof?
You want the proof? You can't handle the proof!!!!!!
RE: Proof I Have Proof
September 3, 2018 at 11:14 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 11:25 am by Lucanus.)
I wonder, at this rate, how long it will take before "proof" becomes a substitute for "penis" on this board.
"Yo gurl, wanna see my proof?" "I see your proof is as big as mine!"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
I’d like to see the evidence supporting that proof!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
So by all these proof threads, I'd wager there was a forum party, everyone had a lot to drink and I wasn't invited. Whatever happened, I wasn't invited. *makes sad face*
 (September 3, 2018 at 1:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’d like to see the evidence supporting that proof! ![[Image: evidence.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=carnegiecoach.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2Fevidence.jpg)
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
Good enough for me.
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