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Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
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Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 3:39 pm
A:  Anyplace he wants.



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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 3:43 pm
It's all good fun until someone gets eaten ... back at the hotel ... after dinner and a few drinks.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 3:53 pm
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2018 at 4:54 pm by Anomalocaris.)
It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.

I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 4:52 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.  

I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.

You didn't notice the MAGA* hat? 



*Make Africa Great Again.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 4:52 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 3:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A:  Anyplace he wants.




What the f? Um no, just NO!
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 4:59 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.

Yea.

Even if they are just playing, their claws and jaws can kill you.

Roy while he didn't blame the tiger, because what the experts think, is when it grabbed his neck, they suspected the tiger was trying to help him like a cub.

Unless your job is to keep them, or study them, everyone else should not be near them.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm
(September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.  

I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.

Perhaps he was a vegan?
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2018 at 5:10 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 5, 2018 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.

Yea.

Even if they are just playing, their claws and jaws can kill you.

Roy while he didn't blame the tiger, because what the experts think, is when it grabbed his neck, they suspected the tiger was trying to help him like a cub.

Unless your job is to keep them, or study them, everyone else should not be near them.

Responsible zoos and sanctuaries always have a divider between the animals and the keepers. They're never in the enclosure with the critter unless it's dire. (Animals large enough to hurt the keepers, of course.)
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