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Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.  

I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.

Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans.  But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

I saw a recipe for tofu pudding. [Image: toetap.gif]
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans.  But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

I saw a recipe for tofu pudding. [Image: toetap.gif]

Did it involve mincing vegans?
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I saw a recipe for tofu pudding. [Image: toetap.gif]

Did it involve mincing vegans?

Depends. Are you using 'mincing' as a verb or as an adjective?
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:28 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Did it involve mincing vegans?

Depends. Are you using 'mincing' as a verb or as an adjective?

Whichever ends up with vegan mince and one less vegan in the world.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#16
RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.

This is in Crimea.


Did you notice like 80% of the videos of spectacular reckless fuck ups that amuses YouTube viewers the world over originated in Russia?

Do you notice the population of Russia is declining?

lion red in tooth and claw would just be a restoration of the fundamentalist approach to non-survival of the unfittest.


(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans.  But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.
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RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:50 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans.  But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.

Throw the lions to the Xtians!
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#18
RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
(September 5, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:50 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.

Throw the lions to the Xtians!

That is cruel. Instead of merely wounding the lion in the flesh, you aim to crush its mind and spirit.
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#19
RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
*cough* Meals on Wheels *cough*
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#20
RE: Q: Where Does a 300 pound cat go?
@Anomalocaris I watch a lot of Russian car crash videos. Never fail to make me chuckle.
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