Dowsing?

[Haipule]

I'm trying to dowse myself a new girlfriend.

Tips?

Use your divining rod.

Girlfriends! I could write a book on the subject! I LOVE GIRLFRIENDS! I have many!


It's rather easy, love and appreciate them first. They will then evaluate your usefulness and act accordingly. 

Remember always, girlfriends want a guarantee! NOT a promise that they have heard a thousand times before!

I give them money to help ends meet. I give them kisses when they have non even if they're rich.


They may NOT care that you are married. But, they do care if you care. Do you care that they are married? Caring is actually important--both ways. Because we are not here to cause any harm to anyone.


Having girlfriends is a way to be completed in our love. This is most important! For you, and for them.


Remember this always, there are far more women alive on this planted then men. Never be a useless male! They need you to love and be loving!


Sex is private matter and nobody else's business! As far as God is concerned, it is a grey area for both to enjoy. Just don't cause harm! Not all girlfriends are sexual!   

Yet, I have girlfriends that want to effect my life with money, Corvettes and Ferraris. But, how do I explain that to my wife who spoils me rotten? Just a touch and a kiss means everything to me. Because, I love them all and I cannot help myself! Thank God I have enough resources to be useful!

[CapnAwesome]

Use your divining rod.

Girlfriends! I could write a book on the subject! I LOVE GIRLFRIENDS! I have many!


It's rather easy, love and appreciate them first. They will then evaluate your usefulness and act accordingly. 

Remember always, girlfriends want a guarantee! NOT a promise that they have heard a thousand times before!

I give them money to help ends meet. I give them kisses when they have non even if they're rich.


They may NOT care that you are married. But, they do care if you care. Do you care that they are married? Caring is actually important--both ways. Because we are not here to cause any harm to anyone.


Having girlfriends is a way to be completed in our love. This is most important! For you, and for them.


Remember this always, there are far more women alive on this planted then men. Never be a useless male! They need you to love and be loving!


Sex is private matter and nobody else's business! As far as God is concerned, it is a grey area for both to enjoy. Just don't cause harm! Not all girlfriends are sexual!   

Yet, I have girlfriends that want to effect my life with money, Corvettes and Ferraris. But, how do I explain that to my wife who spoils me rotten? Just a touch and a kiss means everything to me. Because, I love them all and I cannot help myself! Thank God I have enough resources to be useful!

Yeah, but can I use a doswing rod to find the right one?

[zebo-the-fat]

Can anyone think of a way divining could work? What is the physical process that allows the user to detect whatever it is they are looking for?

[downbeatplumb]

Dowsing rod sounds like a male porn star.

[vulcanlogician]

Dowsing rod sounds like a male porn star.

Maybe "Rod Dowsing" ???

[zebo-the-fat]

Dowsing rod sounds like a male porn star.

Maybe "Rod Dowsing" ???

"My rod is throbbing!"

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Use your divining rod.

Girlfriends! I could write a book on the subject! I LOVE GIRLFRIENDS! I have many!


It's rather easy, love and appreciate them first. They will then evaluate your usefulness and act accordingly. 

Remember always, girlfriends want a guarantee! NOT a promise that they have heard a thousand times before!

I give them money to help ends meet. I give them kisses when they have non even if they're rich.


They may NOT care that you are married. But, they do care if you care. Do you care that they are married? Caring is actually important--both ways. Because we are not here to cause any harm to anyone.


Having girlfriends is a way to be completed in our love. This is most important! For you, and for them.


Remember this always, there are far more women alive on this planted then men. Never be a useless male! They need you to love and be loving!


Sex is private matter and nobody else's business! As far as God is concerned, it is a grey area for both to enjoy. Just don't cause harm! Not all girlfriends are sexual!   

Yet, I have girlfriends that want to effect my life with money, Corvettes and Ferraris. But, how do I explain that to my wife who spoils me rotten? Just a touch and a kiss means everything to me. Because, I love them all and I cannot help myself! Thank God I have enough resources to be useful!

I read this post carefully, and I am left with a strong impression that you couldn't find connubial bliss in a female correction institution even if you came equipped with an abundance of the forms necessary for immediate release.

Boru

[Ravenshire]

Girlfriends! I could write a book on the subject! I LOVE GIRLFRIENDS! I have many!


It's rather easy, love and appreciate them first. They will then evaluate your usefulness and act accordingly. 

Remember always, girlfriends want a guarantee! NOT a promise that they have heard a thousand times before!

I give them money to help ends meet. I give them kisses when they have non even if they're rich.


They may NOT care that you are married. But, they do care if you care. Do you care that they are married? Caring is actually important--both ways. Because we are not here to cause any harm to anyone.


Having girlfriends is a way to be completed in our love. This is most important! For you, and for them.


Remember this always, there are far more women alive on this planted then men. Never be a useless male! They need you to love and be loving!


Sex is private matter and nobody else's business! As far as God is concerned, it is a grey area for both to enjoy. Just don't cause harm! Not all girlfriends are sexual!   

Yet, I have girlfriends that want to effect my life with money, Corvettes and Ferraris. But, how do I explain that to my wife who spoils me rotten? Just a touch and a kiss means everything to me. Because, I love them all and I cannot help myself! Thank God I have enough resources to be useful!

Yeah, but can I use a doswing rod to find the right one?

It may not find you Mrs. Right, but I bet it'll find you Miss Right Now.

[Haipule]

Can anyone think of a way divining could work? What is the physical process that allows the user to detect whatever it is they are looking for?

I'm not so sure but, I agree that it is physical. As far as I can tell, it is energy. The energy that Tesla called "aether". It has many other names. I use ZPE--Zero Point Energy.


Me thinks ZPE is subsonic sound and light so low it cannot be measured. Metaphysics has been reported as saying that the energy has recorded every thought, emotion, word and action. They refer to that as the Akashic Hall of Records. 


There are 4 states; energy, gas, liquid, and mass. So this energy can be anything. Einstein called that "Energy Transference".


I learned by observing squirrels that they find their buried treasure using this energy. Their dowsing rod is the shape of their snout. They only find their own treasure and only if it is viable(not making a tree). So I made a device based on my observations, and much to my surprise--it worked! I now can dowse without rods or pendulums. And by the way---it's weird!

A buck uses the same mechanism to find a doe many miles away and up wind  The energy loves geometry!

[vorlon13]

LOL, I know it's a coincidence, but of all the wells on my farm, (5), dear old dad 'dowsed' 3 of them and all 3 worked. Of the other 2, the success rate was 50%.





And I'll note, the dry one was in an old creek/river bed. Shodda worked, but we evaporated $20,000+ in the failed attempt.


If you add the 2 dad dowsed for neighbors, his rate would be 5/5.