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Current time: March 29, 2024, 3:41 am

Poll: Which religion is the biggest farce, the greatest affront and most demeaning of them all?
This poll is closed.
Mormonism
7.32%
3 7.32%
Scientology
31.71%
13 31.71%
Jehovah's Witnesses
0%
0 0%
Westboro Baptist
9.76%
4 9.76%
Some other Christian sect, please specify
2.44%
1 2.44%
Islam, feel free to specify a sect
9.76%
4 9.76%
Hinduism, feel free to specify a sect
2.44%
1 2.44%
Buddhism, feel free to specify a sect
0%
0 0%
It is a dead heat between .. (please specify)
4.88%
2 4.88%
All of them are equally batshit crazy
21.95%
9 21.95%
Every religion is special and beloved by God(s)
0%
0 0%
Fuck all polls and people who post them
9.76%
4 9.76%
Total 41 vote(s) 100%
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Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
#41
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
Why was Catholicism omitted from that list?  Huh
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#42
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 23, 2019 at 9:18 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Why was Catholicism omitted from that list?  Huh

It falls under 'Some other Christian sect'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#43
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
I find Islam to be weirdest, especially when those guys pray and lift their asses in the air, they look like some very horny gay dudes who are desperately desiring a very hard cock between their butt cheeks and yet are in the same time very homophobic.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#44
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 23, 2019 at 2:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I find Islam to be weirdest, especially when those guys pray and lift their asses in the air, they look like some very horny gay dudes who are desperately desiring a very hard cock between their butt cheeks and yet are in the same time very homophobic.

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Am I the only one who sees the irony here?
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#45
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
Scientology, full stop. It’s crazy enough that they hide key parts of their belief to people who haven’t paid $100,000.

Yes, their origin story that apparently contains the crux of their project is hidden under a paywall of over a quarter million fucking dollars. A full rundown of the OT levels, with running totals of cost (though OT8 isn’t tabulated, I suspect that this is somewhere in the area of half a million) can be found hyeah.

Plus, for an organization that keeps employing lawyers at any possible threat, they have an extremely antagonistic stance on the legal system. Say what you will about the Catholic Church, they won’t excommunicate members for calling the cops on other members.

There may be more batshit religions out there, but they’re almost certainly more obscure and probably not worth talking about. Or they just killed themselves.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#46
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 22, 2019 at 9:18 pm)Figbash Wrote: I vote Scientology.

It has it all! Extortion, mind-control, slavery, brutal dictatorship, corporal punishment, family separation, forced abortions, child abuse, rape, stalking, lawsuits, mind-reading, aliens, Xenu, and boats!

You seem angry and negative, you should get your dynamics checked. You're possibly PTS to some SP.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#47
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
Was going to vote for Scientology until I saw the option of voting for all of them.
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#48
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 23, 2019 at 2:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I find Islam to be weirdest, especially when those guys pray and lift their asses in the air, they look like some very horny gay dudes who are desperately desiring a very hard cock between their butt cheeks and yet are in the same time very homophobic.

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There is a law on earth: if you don't like something but that something is not hurting you in anyway then you should turn your bigot head to the other direction just like a good boy who doesn't stare like a savage douche to things he views as strange.You just walk away and stop being an extremist bigot who wants to control the life of others to practice what they want

The hypocrisy and bigotry shine from your post; because you don't dare to criticize the right of a girl to walk naked and do it all. Give all factions their equal rights like a good boy; because when rights wrestle blood gets spilled.
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#49
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 24, 2019 at 6:54 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 2:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I find Islam to be weirdest, especially when those guys pray and lift their asses in the air, they look like some very horny gay dudes who are desperately desiring a very hard cock between their butt cheeks and yet are in the same time very homophobic.

[Image: cmimg-13113.jpg]

There is a law on earth: if you don't like something but that something is not hurting you in anyway then you should turn your bigot head to the other direction just like a good boy who doesn't stare like a savage douche to things he views as strange.You just walk away and stop being an extremist bigot who wants to control the life of others to practice what they want

The hypocrisy and bigotry shine from your post; because you don't dare to criticize the right of a girl to walk naked and do it all. Give all factions their equal rights like a good boy; because when rights wrestle blood gets spilled.

Well, I don't like that children are sometimes born with cleft palates, or go to bed hungry at night, or can't get basic medical care, or die young due to poor sanitation, or have their genitals mutilated, or are forced into sexual slavery or are forced to become child soldiers.

None of these things are harming me in any way.  Should I ignore them?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#50
RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
(November 24, 2019 at 6:54 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: You just walk away and stop being an extremist bigot who wants to control the life of others to practice what they want

The hypocrisy and bigotry shine from your post;

And what exactly is bigoted in my post? I simply said that praying Muslims look like horny gay dudes - is being compared to a gay person offensive to you? Is that the problem? Because if it is then you are the bigot.

Let's put it this way: if you Google image "Muslims praying" you'll get a lot of pictures of assholes, just as if you Google image search "horny gays". It's not a critique but just my comment.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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