Adam's Dentures?

[Minimalist]

Nah, misses it by 444,000 years.

 

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-n...U1MDc4MgS2

Ancient Teeth With Neanderthal Features Reveal New Chapters of Human Evolution

The 450,000-year-old teeth, discovered on the Italian Peninsula, are helping anthropologists piece together the hominid family tree

[brewer]

Damn, thought this was going to be a blow job joke.

[Minimalist]

Then it would have been in the Religion Forum, not History.