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Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 2:40 pm
That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.
Nope, no one else saw it but it's true.
Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?
No, you can't see my bank account transactions.
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 3:10 pm
Come on. Just a little hint about how much they paid you.
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 4:59 pm
He's a freak, super freak!
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 5:28 pm
Well, I was sitting on an old United Airlines bench that said "Fly me to Hawaii", in chaps, but that besides the point.
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 5:31 pm
Well, if you dress like a slut...
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 5:40 pm
(October 31, 2018 at 2:40 pm)wyzas Wrote: That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.
Nope, no one else saw it but it's true.
Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?
No, you can't see my bank account transactions.
He came up to me during lunch break one day in school in his Brothers' habit pushed me up against the wall hard and french kissed me for ten minutes solid while feeling my balls through me trousers.
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RE: Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!
October 31, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(October 31, 2018 at 5:40 pm)Wololo Wrote: (October 31, 2018 at 2:40 pm)wyzas Wrote: That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.
Nope, no one else saw it but it's true.
Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?
No, you can't see my bank account transactions.
He came up to me during lunch break one day in school in his Brothers' habit pushed me up against the wall hard and french kissed me for ten minutes solid while feeling my balls through me trousers.
See, I knew I wasn't the only one. #methree
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.