Robert Mueller sexually harassed me!

[brewer]

That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.

Nope, no one else saw it but it's true. 

Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?

No, you can't see my bank account transactions.

[Bucky Ball]

Come on. Just a little hint about how much they paid you.

[Angrboda]

He's a freak, super freak!

[Rev. Rye]

Heard that something like this was going to happen at some point in the lat few days:

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/loo...t-mueller/

[I_am_not_mafia]

That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.

Nope, no one else saw it but it's true. 

Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?

No, you can't see my bank account transactions.

What were you wearing at the time? Anything revealing or sexually provocative like shorts?

[brewer]

Well, I was sitting on an old United Airlines bench that said "Fly me to Hawaii", in chaps, but that besides the point.

[Silver]

I was watching from a secure location. Gots me some spank bank material.

[The Valkyrie]

Well, if you dress like a slut...

[Pat Mustard]

That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.

Nope, no one else saw it but it's true. 

Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?

No, you can't see my bank account transactions.

He came up to me during lunch break one day in school in his Brothers' habit pushed me up against the wall hard and french kissed me for ten minutes solid while feeling my balls through me trousers.

[brewer]

That's right he did it. I was sitting on a park bench reading and eating a hot dog. Up he strolls in a trench coat with his hands in the pockets, one hand moving likes he's fumbling for change. Then he just blurted out "are you a goer" and flashed me. I fell off the bench and then ran as fast as I could.

Nope, no one else saw it but it's true. 

Now I need others to come forward and support my claim. What did he do to you?

No, you can't see my bank account transactions.

He came up to me during lunch break one day in school in his Brothers' habit pushed me up against the wall hard and french kissed me for ten minutes solid while feeling my balls through me trousers.

See, I knew I wasn't the only one. #methree