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"I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
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"I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 3, 2018 at 7:04 am
True stories of things that you did where it was a Homer Simpson "DOH!" 

I'll start.... I mentioned in another thread that I bent the fuck out of my riding mower blades and popped a tire after running over tree stubs and roots. Nice $160 dollar mistake.

Once made a very nice bottle lamp in shop class in HS, tripped and it went flying and smashed on the floor, THE DAY I WAS FINISHED to be graded on it.

Working in a mom an pop radio station. Shift on Sunday started at 6 am, got a call at 9:30am  from the station owner, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Lots of dead air that morning.
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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 3, 2018 at 11:48 pm
After pushing a small boat of the shore I pulled myself up backwards onto the deck and raped myself on that bit that you tie the rope around.
Almost created a new hole.
Everybody thought I'd been stung by a stingray the way I was flopping about on the deck.




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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 4, 2018 at 5:55 am
(November 3, 2018 at 11:48 pm)Little lunch Wrote: After pushing a small boat of the shore I pulled myself up backwards onto the deck and raped myself on that bit that you tie the rope around.
Almost created a new hole.
Everybody thought I'd been stung by a stingray the way I was flopping about on the deck.

Metal on bone hurts like a bitch.
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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 4, 2018 at 6:11 am
You have a riding mower for the grass around a trailer?
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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 4, 2018 at 6:35 am
(November 4, 2018 at 6:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You have a riding mower for the grass around a trailer?

It is a manufactured mobile home, not small like a RV trailer. I have  a big 3 bedroom house and a big yard. No I don't have a fridge on my porch, a tire in a tree or a Ford/Chevy on blocks.
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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 4, 2018 at 8:15 am
(November 4, 2018 at 6:35 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 4, 2018 at 6:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You have a riding mower for the grass around a trailer?

It is a manufactured mobile home, not small like a RV trailer. I have  a big 3 bedroom house and a big yard. No I don't have a fridge on my porch, a tire in a tree or a Ford/Chevy on blocks.

I used to live in a modular home. Hilarious If you explained that before I ignored missed it. Consoling
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RE: "I like Shiny Objects", boneheaded stories.
November 4, 2018 at 8:18 am
(November 4, 2018 at 8:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 4, 2018 at 6:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is a manufactured mobile home, not small like a RV trailer. I have  a big 3 bedroom house and a big yard. No I don't have a fridge on my porch, a tire in a tree or a Ford/Chevy on blocks.

I used to live in a modular home.  Hilarious If you explained that before I ignored missed it.  Consoling



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