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Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 9:43 am
Not an STD, or Valentine's Day.
Veterans Day.
...
Although - many a sailor has gotten VD on Valentine's Day....
So I' m told.
Does Fleet Week coincide with Valentine's Day? It should.
So kiss a sailor, or a soldier, and pass the penicillin...
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 9:51 am
Getting crabs. It is neither a blessing nor a curse. Discuss!
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 9:56 am
At least it's not Vajayjay Day.
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 10:03 am
I went through several world wars in games. Do I count as a veteran?
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 10:19 am
Venereal disease is nothing to clap about.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm
Thank you for your service, veterans.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm
(November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans.
Thank you for your cervix, women.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 2:33 pm
(November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans.
Thank you for your cervix, women.
Thank you for your ceviche, Peru.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Happy VD!
November 11, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Before my last surgery a nurse called to go over my medical history with me. She used all kinds of abbreviations from past histories. I kept having to stop her and ask what that stood for. Then she got to one and asked ME what it stood for. FTVD. What the fuck? DamnifIknow. I asked what it was dated. She said it wasn't. (Seriously?) So we agreed to skip it while I thought about it. I expressed that it was disturbing and I'd never had any kind of VD. So we went over the rest and while she was checking my meds I googled it.
Full. Term. Vaginal. Delivery. (In 1979.)
Seriously. Come on people.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?