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Happy VD!
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Not an STD, or Valentine's Day.
Veterans Day. ... Although - many a sailor has gotten VD on Valentine's Day.... So I' m told. Does Fleet Week coincide with Valentine's Day? It should. So kiss a sailor, or a soldier, and pass the penicillin... 
Getting crabs. It is neither a blessing nor a curse. Discuss!
At least it's not Vajayjay Day.
I went through several world wars in games. Do I count as a veteran?
Venereal disease is nothing to clap about.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Thank you for your service, veterans.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans. Thank you for your cervix, women. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans. Thank you for your ceviche, Peru. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Before my last surgery a nurse called to go over my medical history with me. She used all kinds of abbreviations from past histories. I kept having to stop her and ask what that stood for. Then she got to one and asked ME what it stood for. FTVD. What the fuck? DamnifIknow. I asked what it was dated. She said it wasn't. (Seriously?) So we agreed to skip it while I thought about it. I expressed that it was disturbing and I'd never had any kind of VD. So we went over the rest and while she was checking my meds I googled it.
Full. Term. Vaginal. Delivery. (In 1979.) Seriously. Come on people.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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