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Happy VD!
#11
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thank you for your service, veterans.

Thank you for your cervix, women.

There seems to be an obsession here...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Thank you for your cervix, women.

There seems to be an obsession here...

Fine line between 'obsession' and 'hobby'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 3:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 2:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There seems to be an obsession here...

Fine line between 'obsession' and 'hobby'.

Boru
Or vocation....



" I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening" - George Carlin
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#14
RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:40 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: Before my last surgery a nurse called to go over my medical history with me.  She used all kinds of abbreviations from past histories.  I kept having to stop her and ask what that stood for.  Then she got to one and asked ME what it stood for.  FTVD.   What the fuck?  DamnifIknow.  I asked what it was dated.  She said it wasn't.  (Seriously?)  So we agreed to skip it while I thought about it.  I expressed that it was disturbing and I'd never had any kind of VD.  So we went over the rest and while she was checking my meds I googled it.

Full. Term. Vaginal. Delivery.    (In 1979.)

Seriously.  Come on people.


I would have guessed Full Throated Venereal Disease.  Glad for you that it wasn't that.
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