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My talks with God...

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My talks with God...
Ryft Offline
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#21
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 10:57 pm
I smell an atheist, giving an extremely transparent and unconvincing performance as a Christian.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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#22
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 11:06 pm
I wouldn't advise sniffing the air around here. You never know what scent you will pick up. Smile
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#23
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 11:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2011 at 11:10 pm by Ryft.)
I wonder if I win a prize...

Quote:<gustafferdinand> I kinda confess: i was trolling
<gustafferdinand> there's not one shred of sincerity in that post
<Aerzia> Well you shouldn't troll, it isn't nice :P
<gustafferdinand> i was sick and tired of all the "i talk to god" posts i read all over the web
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#24
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 11:11 pm
(January 4, 2011 at 11:09 pm)Ryft Wrote: I wonder if I win a prize...

Quote:<gustafferdinand> I kinda confess: i was trolling
<gustafferdinand> there's not one shred of sincerity in that post
<Aerzia> Well you shouldn't troll, it isn't nice Tongue
<gustafferdinand> i was sick and tired of all the "i talk to god" posts i read all over the web

Yes, you do.
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#25
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 11:21 pm
I smell a delicious subway sandwich that still isn't here yet... my goodness do i want it...

And Ryft totally called this one.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#26
RE: My talks with God...
January 4, 2011 at 11:33 pm
(January 4, 2011 at 11:21 pm)Saerules Wrote: I smell a delicious subway sandwich that still isn't here yet... my goodness do i want it...

And Ryft totally called this one.

This whole thread was a fraud

I apologize for wasting everyone's time.

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#27
RE: My talks with God...
January 5, 2011 at 12:33 am
This sandwich is delicious indeed ^_^ Needs more pickles though.

Wonder what they forgot. There is a big gap here where there should be a taste. Probably the extra pickles.

Anyway, since this thread was a fraud, i'd like to take this moment to say that sandwiches are one of the best inventions ever Smile

And the person who invented them should be rewarded with a sandwich ^_^
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#28
RE: My talks with God...
January 5, 2011 at 1:55 am
My bannhammer is called Mjtröllnir; just thought I would mention that for no particular reason. Smile
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#29
RE: My talks with God...
January 5, 2011 at 3:15 am
Right... So are you going to post sensibly or disappear?
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#30
RE: My talks with God...
January 5, 2011 at 10:00 am
gustafferdinand Wrote:...god would tell me 'you're special'

I would say, in this case, I actually agree with god. Smile
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