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Paris Hilton
#21
RE: Paris Hilton
She's in my backyard.
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#22
RE: Paris Hilton
I have been looking into Ms. Hilton's bio and, quite frankly, I am ready to revise my opinion of her.  If people would leave her alone for a bit and let her sort things out, I see the following as likely to come to pass:

-She will win an Academy Award for her role in the biopic, 'Mother Teresa:  This Time, It's Personal'.

-She will be appointed US ambassador without portfolio, and will be instrumental in resolve the long-standing border dispute between Japan and Finland.

-She will be awarded the Nobel Prize For Crotchless Undergarments (the category will be created specifically for her).

-With her degree in biochemistry, she will engineer ever smaller and smaller purse-dogs, cementing her place in the history of both fashion and animal abuse.

-She will enter the Summer Olympics, but will withdraw when actual the meaning of the term 'pole vault' is explained to her (a similar situation will cause her to leave London in a huff when 'riding the tube' doesn't mean what she thought).

Leave Paris alone - she's got a lot to do.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#23
RE: Paris Hilton
(February 21, 2019 at 2:06 am)no one Wrote: She's in my backyard.

Incinerator?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#24
RE: Paris Hilton
I'm not that kind, Valks.
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#25
RE: Paris Hilton
(February 10, 2019 at 4:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: Where is Paris Hilton now?

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Does anybody remember her?




The last time I saw Paris Hilton she disappeared up Mr. Slave's ass:



"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#26
RE: Paris Hilton
I think she's too busy running GeneCo to be doing much of anything else.





Well, at least it was nice of her to end organ repossessions.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#27
RE: Paris Hilton
(February 21, 2019 at 1:09 pm)no one Wrote: I'm not that kind, Valks.

Then hand her over.

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#28
RE: Paris Hilton
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LOL! As if she has something to show!

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#29
RE: Paris Hilton
(February 24, 2019 at 11:59 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: rsz-20190225-044923.jpg]

LOL! As if she has something to show!

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If I saw a pictorial of Keira Knightly nude, I might mistake it for an ad for Schindler's List. Read
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#30
RE: Paris Hilton
(February 25, 2019 at 9:03 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: If I saw a pictorial of Keira Knightly nude, I might mistake it for an ad for Schindler's List. Read

Yeah she does make strange sex scenes.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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