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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 2:06 am
She's in my backyard.
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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 12:23 pm
I have been looking into Ms. Hilton's bio and, quite frankly, I am ready to revise my opinion of her.  If people would leave her alone for a bit and let her sort things out, I see the following as likely to come to pass:

-She will win an Academy Award for her role in the biopic, 'Mother Teresa:  This Time, It's Personal'.

-She will be appointed US ambassador without portfolio, and will be instrumental in resolve the long-standing border dispute between Japan and Finland.

-She will be awarded the Nobel Prize For Crotchless Undergarments (the category will be created specifically for her).

-With her degree in biochemistry, she will engineer ever smaller and smaller purse-dogs, cementing her place in the history of both fashion and animal abuse.

-She will enter the Summer Olympics, but will withdraw when actual the meaning of the term 'pole vault' is explained to her (a similar situation will cause her to leave London in a huff when 'riding the tube' doesn't mean what she thought).

Leave Paris alone - she's got a lot to do.

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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 12:31 pm
(February 21, 2019 at 2:06 am)no one Wrote: She's in my backyard.

Incinerator?

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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 1:09 pm
I'm not that kind, Valks.
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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 9:18 pm
(February 10, 2019 at 4:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: Where is Paris Hilton now?

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Does anybody remember her?



The last time I saw Paris Hilton she disappeared up Mr. Slave's ass:



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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 9:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 21, 2019 at 9:47 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I think she's too busy running GeneCo to be doing much of anything else.





Well, at least it was nice of her to end organ repossessions.
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RE: Paris Hilton
February 21, 2019 at 10:49 pm
(February 21, 2019 at 1:09 pm)no one Wrote: I'm not that kind, Valks.

Then hand her over.

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RE: Paris Hilton
February 24, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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LOL! As if she has something to show!

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RE: Paris Hilton
February 25, 2019 at 9:03 am
(February 24, 2019 at 11:59 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: rsz-20190225-044923.jpg]

LOL! As if she has something to show!

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If I saw a pictorial of Keira Knightly nude, I might mistake it for an ad for Schindler's List. Read
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RE: Paris Hilton
February 25, 2019 at 2:53 pm (This post was last modified: February 25, 2019 at 3:41 pm by Fake Messiah.)
(February 25, 2019 at 9:03 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: If I saw a pictorial of Keira Knightly nude, I might mistake it for an ad for Schindler's List. Read

Yeah she does make strange sex scenes.



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