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KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 12:04 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 5:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: Actually, it is fair to say that KFC proves the existence of a dinner designer because I'm pretty sure that those 11 herbs and spices didn't just blow in the wind and randomly land on a piece of thigh. It's almost as if somebody designed it that way! Crazy, I know.

You'd be surprised what can randomly end up on a thigh...

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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 12:08 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 1:21 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(March 25, 2019 at 12:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The Big Squirt?

Is that where Finger Lickin' Good came from Dunno

(You are wrong because chickens are a product of God!) Heathen!
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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 12:51 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 12:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 26, 2019 at 1:21 am)ignoramus Wrote: Is that where Finger Lickin' Good came from Dunno

(You are wrong because chickens are a product of God!) Heathen!
Wrong.

Nice.

So, you're saying Scotty was the god who created chickens?

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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 1:21 pm
Jesus was referred to as the King of Kings

Scotty is known as the Rex of Rexes

THIS COULD ONLY MEAN THAT.. Jesus is a cheap human knockoff of Scotty
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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 1:36 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 1:21 pm)TwoKnives99 Wrote: Jesus was referred to as the King of Kings

Scotty is known as the Rex of Rexes

THIS COULD ONLY MEAN THAT.. Jesus is a cheap human knockoff of Scotty

Good answer.

And Scotty died 66 million years before Jesus was invented.

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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 12:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 26, 2019 at 12:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wrong.

Nice.

So, you're saying Scotty was the god who created chickens?
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March 26, 2019 at 2:38 pm
Dinner implies the careful coordination of food types, can you prove that your food was put together by anything other than random chance?



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RE: KFC Proves the Existence of a Dinner
March 26, 2019 at 2:58 pm
(March 26, 2019 at 2:38 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Dinner implies the careful coordination of food types, can you prove that your food was put together by anything other than random chance?

If you'd seen the staff at my local KFC you'd realise they couldn't do anything in a co-ordinated fashion.

I believe that all meals from there are random chance.

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March 26, 2019 at 3:15 pm
I sure hope that the KFC in Oz and NZ tastes better than what we have here in the US. Huh
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March 26, 2019 at 3:17 pm
The English KFC is pretty good IMO,

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