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Australia Day ...pfft*
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Australia Day ...pfft*
Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of:
'ASYLUM'
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone
buy a ticket to Indonesia
And catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat.
Once you enter Australian waters, remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesia’s gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia.
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter’s Reef and the world famous Christmas Island Resort.
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
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So play today.

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Get along to the Indonesian fishing ports
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Be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they play
'ASYLUM'
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#2
RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
This is stupid.
"If an injury must be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" - Niccolo Macchiavelli
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RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
(January 25, 2011 at 9:20 am)Ubermensch Wrote: This is stupid.

Of course it is..that's why it is in 'Humour' or it was meant to be...woops Sad
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#4
RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
(January 25, 2011 at 11:05 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Of course it is..that's why it is in 'Humour' or it was meant to be...woops Sad

Quite so...
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#5
RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
...
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#6
RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
well,Ozstraya day has done been and gone. I had a jolly time.

My day began at the crack of noon. I burned Sam Kekovich in effigy in my front yard. Mrs Godhelpus from across the road came over with some sausages, which we cooked over the coals.

I spent a happy afternoon wondering around setting fire to flags on cars.


WOW! Really Pad?

Absolutely! Would I lie? Angel Cloud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C89osd7Eic


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#7
RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
ROFLOL

good one pad!!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
(January 25, 2011 at 11:05 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(January 25, 2011 at 9:20 am)Ubermensch Wrote: This is stupid.

Of course it is..that's why it is in 'Humour' or it was meant to be...woops Sad

Derp, I dropped the ball on that one, forgot what board it was on.
"If an injury must be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" - Niccolo Macchiavelli
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RE: Australia Day ...pfft*
Cash benefit of $800 per WEEK? AND a house?!

Oh snap! I am SO there!
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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