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Another Gump Thread
May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm
[Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm
The forum is like a box of chocolates, that have been left in the trunk of your car for about eighteen months. Wink
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

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He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 15, 2019 at 1:26 pm
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
But could he read? Razz
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 15, 2019 at 1:27 pm
(May 15, 2019 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
But could he read?  Razz

Perhaps he was "home Schooled".



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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 16, 2019 at 8:32 am
(May 15, 2019 at 1:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But could he read?  Razz

Perhaps he was "home Schooled".

Certainly an accredited educational institution.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 16, 2019 at 8:46 am
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
His mamma probably took the top off before giving it to him. Adorable as he was, intelligence was his dump stat.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 16, 2019 at 8:50 am
He ended up dealing in shrimp. Not much variety, just some bigger than others.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 16, 2019 at 9:14 am
(May 16, 2019 at 8:50 am)chimp3 Wrote: He ended up dealing in shrimp. Not much variety, just some bigger than others.
My first wife was into what she called "punny food". One of her dishes was Gumbo Shrimp.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
May 17, 2019 at 12:25 am
I'll have the turkish delight!

(bites into most of them, put them back)

I'll keep the fudge for Kit... I'm considerate like that.

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