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The Hand arrives...

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The Hand arrives...
TheHandThatMarksYourDoor Offline
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The Hand arrives...
January 27, 2011 at 9:27 pm
I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to old Kentucky,
The place where I was born and raised. For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasures here on earth I found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me now. Also, I follow whatever religion has cookies, and naked women.
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January 27, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Amen to this whole goddamn post.
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Oldandeasilyconfused Offline
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 27, 2011 at 9:47 pm
(January 27, 2011 at 9:27 pm)TheHandThatMarksYourDoor Wrote: I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to old Kentucky,
The place where I was born and raised. For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasures here on earth I found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me now. Also, I follow whatever religion has cookies, and naked women.


Bummer.

Have you recently stopped taking medication? If so,perhaps go back on them. If not,probably time to start.

Me? I'm perfectly happy to find my own naked women without benefit of clergy. Cool Shades

Welcome ,and PLEASE have some fun.

L'Chiam!!!!!!!!!!
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thesummerqueen Offline
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 27, 2011 at 11:11 pm (This post was last modified: January 27, 2011 at 11:11 pm by thesummerqueen.)
You'll have to excuse this one, boys... He's not medicated but he might as well be... Big Grin

He's also a lurker, a creeper, and a smart ass, but he's the best friend anyone could have asked to make when 5 years old.
Also, Pad....that was MY line!
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 28, 2011 at 12:59 am
I wasn't sure how to react to this one but any friend of yours is...... is...... um......

I don't know.
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 28, 2011 at 1:45 am
(January 27, 2011 at 11:11 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: You'll have to excuse this one, boys... He's not medicated but he might as well be... Big Grin

He's also a lurker, a creeper, and a smart ass, but he's the best friend anyone could have asked to make when 5 years old.
Also, Pad....that was MY line!

YOUR friend? Oh,that's OK then.

Which line was that?Angel Cloud
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 28, 2011 at 1:49 am
Bobism has cookies and naked women?! Worship
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 28, 2011 at 3:24 am
(January 28, 2011 at 1:49 am)Ryft Wrote: Bobism has cookies and naked women?! Worship


Appealing ain't it?
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January 28, 2011 at 6:05 am (This post was last modified: January 28, 2011 at 6:45 am by KichigaiNeko.)
When in doubt...show Boobies!!! Wink Shades





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Oh and welcome to the forum HD

Angel Cloud

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Random thought:- Bobism....ummm like this Bob??

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Rayaan Offline
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RE: The Hand arrives...
January 28, 2011 at 6:07 am (This post was last modified: January 28, 2011 at 6:10 am by Rayaan.)
(January 27, 2011 at 9:27 pm)TheHandThatMarksYourDoor Wrote: I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to old Kentucky,
The place where I was born and raised. For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasures here on earth I found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me now. Also, I follow whatever religion has cookies, and naked women.

Naked women? Islam is not for you, then ... but welcome.
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