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Chipmunk Jihad

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Chipmunk Jihad
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 9:52 am
(May 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

Mad

Don't forget that while you're out doing a search and destroy mission if you're ambushed by the VC (viet chipmunks) pop the claymores straight away and call in an airstrike to lay down snake and nape.  Sir, Yes Sir  Tongue
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 10:19 am
(May 30, 2019 at 8:35 am)wyzas Wrote: Don't you have any trained weasels or bull snakes?
No bull snakes - but I do have a trained weasel.

Unfortunately he' s with another client in some messy litigation.



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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 10:27 am
(May 30, 2019 at 10:19 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 30, 2019 at 8:35 am)wyzas Wrote: Don't you have any trained weasels or bull snakes?
No bull snakes - but I do have a trained weasel.

Unfortunately he' s with another client in some messy litigation.



Diablo

Sounds like some one eyed stickiness.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Chipmunk Jihad
May 30, 2019 at 12:05 pm
(May 30, 2019 at 10:27 am)wyzas Wrote:
(May 30, 2019 at 10:19 am)onlinebiker Wrote: No bull snakes - but I do have a trained weasel.

Unfortunately he' s with another client in some messy litigation.



Diablo

Sounds like some one eyed stickiness.

Naw.. Lawyers and sex are diametrically opposed....
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