Chipmunk Jihad

[onlinebiker]

I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

[The Valkyrie]

Going to war with Chip and Dale?

Just be sure it doesn't escalate and get Mickey involved...

[chimp3]

When I was a kid in Boston  we lived in a 100+ year old tenement apartment. My Dad told us the noisy creatures scurrying behind the plaster and lathe walls were squirrels. They were not. They were rats. I am surprised to hear you have Chipmunks. I bet they could make a mess. Busy little critters!

[Athene]

I once had squirrels enter my crawlspace through the roof. They can noisy, destructive little fuckers.

I called a pest control service and they put a few squirrel traps up there. It went silent a few days later.
My noise and potential wire damage problems were solved.

So was the question of "What's for dinner?".

[The Valkyrie]

I once had squirrels enter my crawlspace through the roof. They can noisy, destructive little fuckers.

I called a pest control service and they put a few squirrel traps up there. It went silent a few days later.
My noise and potential wire damage problems were solved.

So was the question of "What's for dinner?".

Also works with noisy neighbours...

[Anomalocaris]

I don’t remember any noisy neighbors.   Perhaps it is the next street you remembered.

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I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

To truly wage a proper jihad against the chipmunks, you will need to strap on an explosive vest,  walk under the eaves, wave to the chipmunks, then determinate the best.   Anything else will show insufficient faith.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don’t remember any noisy neighbors.   Perhaps it is the next street you remembered.

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I'm going to war. I've been invaded.

Guns loaded, boobytraps and chemical warfare are all authorized. ( birdshot in the 22 LR, rat traps and D- con)...

The little bastards chewed a home in the eaves and are scampering around inside the wall.

I'll post body counts...

Fur is going to fly.

To truly wage a proper jihad against the chipmunks, you will need to strap on an explosive vest,  walk under the eaves, wave to the chipmunks, then determinate the best.   Anything else will show insufficient faith.

In'sh Allah!

[no one]

Is  ALVIN!, your war cry? 

[tackattack]

it's illegal to poison squirrels here, but you can shoot them all year long. I prefer slingshots to guns within the community though.

[brewer]

Don't you have any trained weasels or bull snakes?