What's your favorite SW character?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

They used gaffer tape to keep her nipples from showing.  The bouncing was a delight, though.

Boru

“There’s no underwear in space, but they do have nipple tape!  Oh, and fabric and wire slave girl outfits.”

WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS FOR ME???? It's a sad, goddamned day when a man can't even enjoy the jiggling tits of a space princess without some goddamned nit-picker point out plot holes you could drive a lorry through.


Boru

[The Valkyrie]

“There’s no underwear in space, but they do have nipple tape!  Oh, and fabric and wire slave girl outfits.”

WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS FOR ME???? It's a sad, goddamned day when a man can't even enjoy the jiggling tits of a space princess without some goddamned nit-picker point out plot holes you could drive a lorry through.


Boru

Ther’s nothing to stop you enjoying bouncing boobs. And if you want to see the only nudity in Star Wars, watch the slave girl dancing in Jabba’s palace. Her boob popped out of her costume.

[Amarok]

Padme?

Yep.

---

Did the SW universe have birth control?

Padme was in an illegalish relationship with an unstable character.

Padme got pregnant.

Therefore Padme didn't use birth control.

Now either she was stupid or she didn't have access to birth control.

In her defense his instability to that point was one incident after his mother died in his arms .

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think Anakin was the one that got past the midichlorians' quality control people.

[Amarok]

I think Anakin was the one that got past the midichlorians' quality control people.

Well considering his conception was the force giving the middle finger to Darth Sidious  and his master for trying to control it .......

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think Anakin was the one that got past the midichlorians' quality control people.

Well considering his conception was the force giving the middle finger to Darth Sidious  and his master for trying to control it .......

And now I'm in over my head.

[Amarok]

Well considering his conception was the force giving the middle finger to Darth Sidious  and his master for trying to control it .......

And now I'm in over my head.  

Summed up 

1. Darth Sidious / Emperor Palpatine / and his master tried using the midichlorians to create a perfect Sith to kill  all the Jedi 

2. The force didn't like that 

3. So it used the midichlorians to created Anakin to kill all the Sith instead (which he eventually did )

Lesson learned here . Don't mess with the force or it will wipe out your whole order .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

And now I'm in over my head.  

Summed up 

1. Darth Sidious / Emperor Palpatine / and his master tried using the midichlorians to create a perfect Sith to kill  all the Jedi 

2. The force didn't like that 

3. So it used the midichlorians to created Anakin to kill all the Sith instead (which he eventually did )

Lesson learned here . Don't mess with the force or it will wipe out your whole order .

I think there was a deleted scene from 'A New Hope' where Obi-wan was chiding his pupil for eating everything with spoons.  He admonished him to, 'Use the forks, Luke.'

Boru

[Amarok]

Summed up 

1. Darth Sidious / Emperor Palpatine / and his master tried using the midichlorians to create a perfect Sith to kill  all the Jedi 

2. The force didn't like that 

3. So it used the midichlorians to created Anakin to kill all the Sith instead (which he eventually did )

Lesson learned here . Don't mess with the force or it will wipe out your whole order .

I think there was a deleted scene from 'A New Hope' where Obi-wan was chiding his pupil for eating everything with spoons.  He admonished him to, 'Use the forks, Luke.'

Boru

Not sure about that . But the above comes from the Star wars novel Plagueis it's a really good book gives you a lot of insight into palpatines backstory.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yes, but is it