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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2019 at 5:21 pm by Brian37.)
(September 4, 2019 at 5:11 pm)Nakara Wrote: Yeah but fuck the Bahamas eh?

Of course.

I actually had a fucking asshole fundy on the Rational Responders website long ago, try to blame the Japanese Fukashima tsunami on lack of belief in God.

What the asshole did not know when he started the thread, is that my X Wife was Japanese. 

White conservatives asshole fundies have to have a boogieman.
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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 5:41 pm
(August 30, 2019 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Father: It looks bad for my friends in Florida. You are the Ruler of the universe and can command weather. I, as your son, command and demand You to kick the hell out of Dorian. Keep it at sea, break it apart if you will. But mostly, keep it from Palm Beach County. And also from Broward County and Daytona. SO-BE-IT!

Father, you created Dorian, and all the other storms. You like kicking the shit out of us, and we, your servants, thank you for that.
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RE: Dorian
September 6, 2019 at 2:40 am
Do I really have to say this? I said that prayer when it looked really bad for Palm Beach County--last week. The next day I wrote it on this forum--last week! I demanded the safety of my friends from Deerfield Beach, FL to Daytona. And especially Palm Beach County. That happened. I commanded God to dismantle(that did not happen) or, keep it out to sea and protect my friends. That happened. Then I said "thank you". My balls were out! My avatar photo here was taken on Grand Bahama island and my heart and prayers go out to them. What an unbelievable catastrophe! By the way: I live on the island of Maui in Hawaii. Who do you pray for in this world?
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RE: Dorian
September 6, 2019 at 6:21 am
God changed his plans at your demand?
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RE: Dorian
September 6, 2019 at 6:51 am
(September 6, 2019 at 2:40 am)Haipule Wrote: Who do you pray for in this world?

No one at all. 



I prefer to actually help.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Dorian
September 6, 2019 at 9:11 am
(September 6, 2019 at 6:51 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(September 6, 2019 at 2:40 am)Haipule Wrote: Who do you pray for in this world?

No one at all. 



I prefer to actually help.

'Hands that help are far better than lips that pray.' - Ingersoll

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RE: Dorian
September 6, 2019 at 9:37 am
I don't know about that. Sending thoughts and voodoo chants has always helped






me not do anything else.
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