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Dorian
August 30, 2019 at 12:11 am
Father: It looks bad for my friends in Florida. You are the Ruler of the universe and can command weather. I, as your son, command and demand You to kick the hell out of Dorian. Keep it at sea, break it apart if you will. But mostly, keep it from Palm Beach County. And also from Broward County and Daytona. SO-BE-IT!
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RE: Dorian
August 30, 2019 at 12:26 am
Weed?
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RE: Dorian
August 30, 2019 at 12:38 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2019 at 12:40 am by Rev. Rye.)
...Okay.
... Oh, right.
Okay, so here's something more helpful:
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RE: Dorian
August 30, 2019 at 12:50 am
I like to think of myself as more a-dorable...
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RE: Dorian
August 30, 2019 at 3:08 am
(August 30, 2019 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Father: It looks bad for my friends in Florida. You are the Ruler of the universe and can command weather. I, as your son, command and demand You to kick the hell out of Dorian. Keep it at sea, break it apart if you will. But mostly, keep it from Palm Beach County. And also from Broward County and Daytona. SO-BE-IT!
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 3:25 pm
Thank you Father!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 3:31 pm
Praying to the god to save you from the hurricane that he sent makes about as much sense as cussing a guy who is beating your ass.
You just make yourself more of an annoyance and thus a better target for his wrath.
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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 5:09 pm
(August 30, 2019 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Father: It looks bad for my friends in Florida. You are the Ruler of the universe and can command weather. I, as your son, command and demand You to kick the hell out of Dorian. Keep it at sea, break it apart if you will. But mostly, keep it from Palm Beach County. And also from Broward County and Daytona. SO-BE-IT!
If you really think your little weather incantation will work...please ask your father to skip the Outer Banks. Hatteras really doesn't need the island to be breeched again.
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RE: Dorian
September 4, 2019 at 5:11 pm
Yeah but fuck the Bahamas eh?
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