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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 2:27 pm
Clearly made from "gopher" wood, right?
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#233
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 2:52 pm
WOW!, I've been wrong this whole time. That is clearly large enough to fit all those critters on it, and then some.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm
(November 23, 2019 at 2:52 pm)no one Wrote: WOW!, I've been wrong this whole time. That is clearly large enough to fit all those critters on it, and then some.

Nope. You have forgotten that SoG claims they were giants 90 foot tall. See that guy on top of the rock? Those giants would be 3 times taller. And that "Ark" would have to fit eight of them before any animals were boarded.

Look, he is likely to hurl up images like this...
https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2004/06/g...ze=484,371

The origin of those is a now defunct website that, back in the day, ran photoshop competitions. Who can fake X the best. All of the photo evidence for giants being dug up by archaeologists stems from that competition. SoG does not know that. 

But I do.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 5:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2019 at 5:47 pm by zebo-the-fat.)
How would a 90 foot human work from a biological point of view?
How would it be able to pump blood up to the head?
How would the leg bones be able to support the weight?
Basic mechanics say No!
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#236
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 7:48 pm
So how about it, soggy? are you going to wheel out those fake images as "evidence"? or had you something new to offer? Enquiring minds want to know.

Also intelligent minds bored by your crap. Make with the evidence choppy chop.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 7:57 pm
(November 23, 2019 at 12:51 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 11:18 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Provide the evidence (must be testable and subject to independent confirmation), if you can't then you are just wasting everyones time

 Before the Flood, the Earth enjoyed a different climate than we know today. I'm talking about humans 70 and 89 feet tall or so.

So was everything else larger proportionately?  I'd assume everything would have to be.  

Oh - and what sort of climate does there have to be to support humans of such height?

I'll wait - please explain this little nugget of batshittery.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 23, 2019 at 9:14 pm
(November 23, 2019 at 4:28 am)soldierofGod Wrote:
(November 22, 2019 at 6:49 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Define giant. I met a guy last week who was about 6' 5"  looked like a giant to a little guy like me, or are you talking someone who is 20 or 30 feet tall? (and how would his bones support that weight?)

Open a thread and call it Noe and his people were giants and we will discuss the topic if they want to discuss about the subject of the "giants" before the thread of the Eteric Plane.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 25, 2019 at 11:10 am
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 25, 2019 at 11:46 am
(November 3, 2019 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:




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