(September 10, 2022 at 2:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:And it' s stiff enough that Jesus used it as an apprentice carpenter to drive nails......(September 1, 2022 at 1:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is apparently considered so legit that it is held in the most sacred part of the Vatican where the highest of clergy get to kiss it, and, at nights, Pope keeps at his bed.
There's a lesser known Relic called the Sock of Nazareth, which is believed to be the very sock Jesus masturbated with as a teen.
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(September 9, 2022 at 11:59 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I just wonder what they think the pillars of Earth are standing on? The CCT*, of course! * Cosmic Coffee Table
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(September 10, 2022 at 2:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 1, 2022 at 1:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is apparently considered so legit that it is held in the most sacred part of the Vatican where the highest of clergy get to kiss it, and, at nights, Pope keeps at his bed. Made by the same design house that did the Crown of Thorns? "OW!-OW!-OW!-OW!-OW!-OHHHHHH MYYYYY DAD!"
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(September 10, 2022 at 9:47 am)Fireball Wrote:(September 9, 2022 at 11:59 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I just wonder what they think the pillars of Earth are standing on? Actually Tubul, Jerakeen, Berilia and Great T'Phon. The elephants stand on Great A'tuin (I wonder of the turtle's name is an Earthsea reference).
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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