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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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#3361
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 19, 2023 at 3:57 am
(August 19, 2023 at 1:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Preacho.jpg]

That was his aLOTment gor sex.

What he didn't know was that his daughters got him drunk on margaritas with help from his wife...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 19, 2023 at 7:23 am
[Image: 3a7aeeb420f1d4c564bc47fb5e433a05.jpg]

Hehe
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#3363
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 19, 2023 at 9:19 am


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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 19, 2023 at 11:55 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 19, 2023 at 5:14 pm
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 20, 2023 at 3:16 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#3367
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 pm
(August 20, 2023 at 3:16 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Cold.jpg]
I
it was strictly business. The noble and kingly King David was a man with a very strong will, who never once took advantage of the situation: "And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not."  Perhaps it was because his wife Bathsheba was nearby. But what was wrong with her body heat?

At any rate, it's perks like deathbed virgin heating pads that inspired men to become kings throughout history.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 20, 2023 at 3:55 pm
(August 20, 2023 at 3:31 pm)LinuxGal Wrote:
(August 20, 2023 at 3:16 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Cold.jpg]
I
it was strictly business. The noble and kingly King David was a man with a very strong will, who never once took advantage of the situation: "And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not."  Perhaps it was because his wife Bathsheba was nearby. But what was wrong with her body heat?

At any rate, it's perks like deathbed virgin heating pads that inspired men to become kings throughout history.

Uriah the Hittite might have disagreed with your assessment of David. Wink

Boru
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 20, 2023 at 3:57 pm
(August 19, 2023 at 7:23 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: [Image: 3a7aeeb420f1d4c564bc47fb5e433a05.jpg]

Hehe

the miracle of religion is every religion manage to be more ridiculous than all other religions.
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#3370
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 20, 2023 at 5:45 pm
(August 16, 2023 at 12:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Thorny.webp]

A cruel joke.
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