Based on the orange turd's "Sharpiegate".
Not sure what would be in it, but you could call it either "The Sharpie", or the "Hurricane".
"The Sharpie"
Black and tan with vodka and squid ink. An aside, true story. When I was in Japan while married, my wife's mother served me up squid, I mean a tiny inch of one covered in dark ink and expected me to eat it, which I did. OH MY FUCKING THOR DID I WANT TO THROW UP.
"The Hurricane"
Before you drink it you have to do that baseball bat thing where you put your head on the base of the bat and run around it and get dizzy.
Moonshine, unregulated. 6 gallons in a 5 oz glass.
Add your concoctions too.
Not sure what would be in it, but you could call it either "The Sharpie", or the "Hurricane".
"The Sharpie"
Black and tan with vodka and squid ink. An aside, true story. When I was in Japan while married, my wife's mother served me up squid, I mean a tiny inch of one covered in dark ink and expected me to eat it, which I did. OH MY FUCKING THOR DID I WANT TO THROW UP.
"The Hurricane"
Before you drink it you have to do that baseball bat thing where you put your head on the base of the bat and run around it and get dizzy.
Moonshine, unregulated. 6 gallons in a 5 oz glass.
Add your concoctions too.