(December 16, 2019 at 10:20 pm)Haipule Wrote:(December 16, 2019 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Of course I have. I even optioned the film rights. I'm thinking of casting Willem Dafoe as the Beast.I'll tell you about the beast. The beast will be part angel, part animal and part human. You see, the demons are getting him ready to come onto the scene but, he's not quite ready just yet. The demons can no longer conduct their experiments on earth and must use their UFO's, UNIVERSE FLYABLE OUTPATIENT SPACELABS. They let their creature go in South East Alaska and observe it. We call them Sasquatch or, Bigfoot. They want to see if it can take a shit. They haven't gotten the ass right yet and have been abducting humans and doing anal probes. It's been a real pain in the ass for them. They can't wait to wipe themselves clean of the whole stinking mess.
Boru
So...you're thinking John Malkovich?
Boru
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