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Camel Urine and Milk?
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Camel Urine and Milk?
Copied from the scared Hadith, The hadeeth referred to by the questioner is a saheeh hadeeth, in which it says that some people came to Madeenah and fell sick. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told them to drink the milk and urine of camels, and they recovered and grew fat. In the story it also says that they apostatized and killed the camel-herder, then the Muslims caught them and executed them. Narrated by al-Bukhaari (2855) and Muslim (1671). 

Does anyone know if drinking camel urine does help fight illnesses?  Sorry for the caps, computer problems! 
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It will just get you sick. The only urine you should ever drink, and only if you're dying of thirst..is your own. It will still make you ill. The best part of that story was left out in summary. They didn't really execute them, they cut off their hands and feet and branded their eyes.....and then refused to give them water.

The setup is ridiculous, but it's the punchline that matters. No one was ever acclimatized by drinking piss. That's not how that works, and shooting right past the absurdity of that, supposing that they had been for pure lulz...it would be a strange response to being healed to go and kill all the camels whose piss healed you (and the herder..for good measure?). LOL, such hilarious bullshit. The only detail of this story that can be expected to be true, was that they "executed" a tribe, and needed a good godly excuse for why they'd done it.
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And the goofy fucks have the audacity to call bacon "unclean"......


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Only if you consider sanity an illness.
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They must be taking the piss!
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(January 7, 2020 at 7:51 am)onlinebiker Wrote: And the goofy fucks have the audacity to call bacon "unclean"......

LMAO!
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(January 7, 2020 at 4:30 am)MHester Wrote: Does anyone know if drinking camel urine does help fight illnesses?

How frightened should I be that somebody asked this? Wacky

No! Drinking camel piss will not cure anything! It's all the toxins and metabolic breakdown products that even a camel didn't want dissolved in as little water as the camel could possibly manage. It will make you sick and if you do it long enough it will kill you. The only thing that will cure is your coroner's boredom when he fills in the section marked "Cause of Death". Since The Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him) and his followers (Piss On Them Too) didn't know better than to drink camel urine you might want to view anything else they may have said with a smidge of scepticism.
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(January 8, 2020 at 7:56 pm)Paleophyte Wrote:
(January 7, 2020 at 4:30 am)MHester Wrote: Does anyone know if drinking camel urine does help fight illnesses?

How frightened should I be that somebody asked this? Wacky

No! Drinking camel piss will not cure anything! It's all the toxins and metabolic breakdown products that even a camel didn't want dissolved in as little water as the camel could possibly manage. It will make you sick and if you do it long enough it will kill you. The only thing that will cure is your coroner's boredom when he fills in the section marked "Cause of Death". Since The Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him) and his followers (Piss On Them Too) didn't know better than to drink camel urine you might want to view anything else they may have said with a smidge of scepticism.

Hilarious  Depending on your definition of "cure". If you don't die from some disease, maybe dying from something else would be considered a "cure" for the True Believer™?
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(January 8, 2020 at 8:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(January 8, 2020 at 7:56 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: How frightened should I be that somebody asked this? Wacky

No! Drinking camel piss will not cure anything! It's all the toxins and metabolic breakdown products that even a camel didn't want dissolved in as little water as the camel could possibly manage. It will make you sick and if you do it long enough it will kill you. The only thing that will cure is your coroner's boredom when he fills in the section marked "Cause of Death". Since The Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him) and his followers (Piss On Them Too) didn't know better than to drink camel urine you might want to view anything else they may have said with a smidge of scepticism.

Hilarious  Depending on your definition of "cure". If you don't die from some disease, maybe dying from something else would be considered a "cure" for the True Believer™?

There are conditions that I wouldn't want to continue living under, but dehydration as the result of a strict camel piss only diet has to be one of the most agonizingly prolonged possible ways to check out. And it's going to make the funeral awkward.
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