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Xenu vs. Kolob

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Xenu vs. Kolob
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Xenu vs. Kolob
January 21, 2020 at 8:39 pm
So if Xenu tried to plant souls in the volcanoes of Kolob, would the Mormons have their magic shield underwear to protect them? Or would they shoot Xenu's ships down?
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RE: Xenu vs. Kolob
January 22, 2020 at 1:14 pm
They would be defeated by Offler the Crocodile Headed of course.
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RE: Xenu vs. Kolob
January 22, 2020 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2020 at 1:19 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If mormon history is any indication, they'd deploy aa positions and exterminate Xenus species and any that might support them. They'd even get into some light cosplay while they did it....for effect. They don't have the material or manpower (and don't even get me started on the occupational competence) to pull it off without help.

Here again.... if mormon history is any indication....the scheme would work.
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