Sexuality

[Mr Greene]

I feel dumber for having read that...

[arewethereyet]

I feel dumber for having read that...

That's standard after reading a Haipule post.  Topic doesn't matter.

[Alex K]

In 8th grade, our teacher put a condom on a banana. All the women I've "met", already knew how to tend their fairy lawn though, or what kids call it nowadays.

[LadyForCamus]

Wait...women can have orgasms?!

Boru

Once every six months, or so I’ve been told. 🤷‍♀️

[no one]

Is this you admitting you're a hermaphrodite? Be honest then, you're "dating" yourself, aren't you?

[Brian37]

There is a severer difference between male and female sexuality. First of all, do you men know that women are nothing like you? Nothing! There are some women that try to understand you but, they will eventually be bored! Go ahead, have sex with 6 women and be thoroughly confused because you will be!


Women need to be introduced to their own private garden which is their own orgasm. And you don't have the key, mister potential fountain idiot, unless you are willing to play fountain and garden with them. Well, the key, for some, is to massage them with scented oils, with candles, playing their favorite music, in their favorite place. A place they are comfortable with or somethings like this as they are all individuals wanting to be pleased. They will not release their orgasm, their greatest prize, to you unless their comfortable and pleased!


Yet, your own man sexuality, is as stupid as a bottle of shampoo, and actually this stupid: wash, rinse, repeat! 

Come on dudes! They're depending on us!

Instead of making it about penises vs vaginas just say humans are complex and every individual, male or female are just that, individuals.

Many humans fall for that "forever" motif in paring up, but real evolutionary biology is far more complex and messy. The truth even with humans is, more often than not, regardless of gender, it is a miss in finding a connection. 

It is a MYTH that Roy Rogers always rides off into the sunset 100% of the time getting the girl. It is also a myth that if women have sex they are always sluts. 

You, "Come on dudes! They're depending on us!"

My response to that is  "Bullshit!"  I do have a huge problem with hyper male sexuality sure. But to claim women depend on us is old patriarchal bullshit. 

I hate gender roles. Men depend on women as much as they depend on us and many times they are far better at nurture and diplomacy and avoiding needless violence than men. 

I know, for example, I'd be living on the streets or worse, dead, if it were not for the constant support my entire life of my late mother. She didn't need a "garden". She was a tough lady. And her biggest concern late in life, when she decided not to do anything more medically, was me. So here we have a woman being in the leadership role, being the protector.

Women do not need to be placated, sucked up to, or condescended to. Humans simply need better communication skills, regardless of gender.

[Fireball]

That roaring noise one hears is a supersonic jet whooshing over brain's head at Mach Many.

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Wait...women can have orgasms?!

Boru

Once every six months, or so I’ve been told. 🤷‍♀️

 If I had had a daughter (I've 3 sons, well, technically, the wife had them) I'd've wanted her to be just like you! Wicked sarcasm is a staple in the Fireball household. 

[brewer]

[Fireball]

Well, yer a heteronormative cismale, so there! 

[Gwaithmir]

My last girlfriend needed no instructions in the orgasm department.