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I am a robophobe!
#1
I am a robophobe!
There, I've said it.

Robos are unnatural, and there are many unhealthy things associated with them.

For instance, have you seen what's involved in robosex? It can lead to all kinds of disgusting perversions.

And now they're everywhere. You see them in mainstream TV shows and movies, all over the news waving their rust coloured flags.

Robo conversion therapy is being banned all over the world and the liberal media is promoting their unnatural lifestyle!

What next? Robo lifestyle being enforced on innocent kids in school?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2
RE: I am a robophobe!
(February 10, 2020 at 6:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There, I've said it.

Robos are unnatural, and there are many unhealthy things associated with them.

For instance, have you seen what's involved in robosex?  It can lead to all kinds of disgusting perversions.

And now they're everywhere.  You see them in mainstream TV shows and movies, all over the news waving their rust coloured flags.

Robo conversion therapy is being banned all over the world and the liberal media is promoting their unnatural lifestyle!

What next?  Robo lifestyle being enforced on innocent kids in school?

I think you’re a self-hating robosexual.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#3
RE: I am a robophobe!
Did you and Bob have a fight?
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#4
RE: I am a robophobe!
(February 10, 2020 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 10, 2020 at 6:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There, I've said it.

Robos are unnatural, and there are many unhealthy things associated with them.

For instance, have you seen what's involved in robosex?  It can lead to all kinds of disgusting perversions.

And now they're everywhere.  You see them in mainstream TV shows and movies, all over the news waving their rust coloured flags.

Robo conversion therapy is being banned all over the world and the liberal media is promoting their unnatural lifestyle!

What next?  Robo lifestyle being enforced on innocent kids in school?

I think you’re a self-hating robosexual.

Boru

I am in no way associated with that perverted lifestyle.

The one time I hired a robo for that holiday in Fiji he was just there to carry my luggage.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: I am a robophobe!
Is that what the ladies are calling it these days?
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#6
RE: I am a robophobe!
At work.

I, for one, welcome our new Robot Overlords.

Tongue
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#7
RE: I am a robophobe!
(February 10, 2020 at 6:47 pm)no one Wrote: Is that what the ladies are calling it these days?

I can't speak for ladies...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#8
RE: I am a robophobe!
(February 10, 2020 at 6:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There, I've said it.

Robos are unnatural, and there are many unhealthy things associated with them.

For instance, have you seen what's involved in robosex?  It can lead to all kinds of disgusting perversions.

And now they're everywhere.  You see them in mainstream TV shows and movies, all over the news waving their rust coloured flags.

Robo conversion therapy is being banned all over the world and the liberal media is promoting their unnatural lifestyle!

What next?  Robo lifestyle being enforced on innocent kids in school?

Much to that end, I hear that it's common practice now to issue each incoming student a brand new spud wrench.

They're useful when working with "plumbing", or so I've been told.

(February 10, 2020 at 6:47 pm)no one Wrote: Is that what the ladies are calling it these days?

There are two ells in "laddies"...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#9
RE: I am a robophobe!
I'm so confused.

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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#10
RE: I am a robophobe!
(February 10, 2020 at 9:47 pm)brewer Wrote: I'm so confused.

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That's because you're ruled by robos.

I have a way of removing that influence.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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