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TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
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TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
Here I sit for the second day with the sniffles, like not even slightly crippling or even annoying, just...

THE SNIFFLES

I went to work Sunday, like normal, and sniffed then sneezed into the crook of my arm. People treated me like I had the plague and the CEO of Intel posted a message about anyone who CAN work from home SHOULD work from home. On top of that there was verbiage about even a hint of sickness is reason enough to stay home.

So here I sit waiting for the most mild case of the sniffles to subside. I'm tempted to just stay home the whole week, but that would piss off the wife.

FUCK!
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RE: TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
(March 9, 2020 at 4:17 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Here I sit for the second day with the sniffles, like not even slightly crippling or even annoying, just...

THE SNIFFLES

I went to work Sunday, like normal, and sniffed then sneezed into the crook of my arm. People treated me like I had the plague and the CEO of Intel posted a message about anyone who CAN work from home SHOULD work from home. On top of that there was verbiage about even a hint of sickness is reason enough to stay home.

So here I sit waiting for the most mild case of the sniffles to subside. I'm tempted to just stay home the whole week, but that would piss off the wife.

FUCK!

And when the whole coronavirus thing is over, they’ll reverse that policy and demand that you show them photographic proof of bleeding from at least two major orifices before they’ll insist you stay home.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
(March 9, 2020 at 4:17 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I went to work Sunday, like normal, and sniffed then sneezed into the crook of my arm. People treated me like I had the plague and the CEO of Intel posted a message about anyone who CAN work from home SHOULD work from home. On top of that there was verbiage about even a hint of sickness is reason enough to stay home.

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RE: TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
(March 9, 2020 at 4:44 pm)Athene Wrote:
(March 9, 2020 at 4:17 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I went to work Sunday, like normal, and sniffed then sneezed into the crook of my arm. People treated me like I had the plague and the CEO of Intel posted a message about anyone who CAN work from home SHOULD work from home. On top of that there was verbiage about even a hint of sickness is reason enough to stay home.

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WHAAAA!
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#5
RE: TH FUCKING SNIFFLES!
You know music companies have been turning down my proposal for a song called "my corona".

Bastards.

It would go viral!
Dying to live, living to die.
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