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Giant Fucking Spider Video
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Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:20 pm
If you are remotely squeamish about spiders DO NOT WATCH

Video of a Golliath Birdeater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBCDqN4s7AY
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Warning giant spider picture under the tag:


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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:30 pm
WHY?!! Bleh!
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:31 pm
I didn't know they got that big. Goliath indeed.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:35 pm
(November 25, 2015 at 12:30 pm)Kingpin Wrote: WHY?!!  Bleh!

Accidentally found a meme of a golliath birdeating spider while browsing memes. I find all animals fascinating and I ended up googling and youtubing about this spider.

Oh and would I handle one myself? FUCK no! But the video fascinates me. Fucking massive.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:40 pm
"Birdeater"

I'll have a plate of NOPE with a side of FUCK THAT. Washed down with a refreshing glass of KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 12:41 pm
Don't they lose a considerable amount of creepiness when they're big and slow?
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2015 at 1:05 pm by Dystopia.)
The scientific name is Theraphosa Blondi. It's a member of the Goliath Birdeater families. There's also the Theraphosa Stirmi, a bit smaller and called the Burgundy Goliath. Both are classified as aggressive species not recommended for beginners. There's no recorded cases of lethal bites tough - Goliath Birdeaters are new world tarantulas, meaning they rely heavily on urticating hairs to defend themselves and their venom is not that bad even if it feels terrible after being bitten - On the other hand, old world tarantulas, primarily from Asia and Africa, may have less hair but will have a much worse venom. South American tarantulas will look scary but they certainly can't kill you unless you have an allergy or something.

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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2015 at 1:05 pm by SteelCurtain.)
I love spiders. Especially big ones.
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RE: Giant Fucking Spider Video
November 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Thanks for sharing Big Grin
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