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Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
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Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
Unlike most Gods, Zardoz speaks to his followers directly:





Any questions?
I was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 27, 2020 at 12:22 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Unlike most Gods, Zardoz speaks to his followers directly:





Any questions?

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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
Never saw that movie. I'm just wondering why crates of ammunition weren't spewing out.
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 27, 2020 at 8:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Never saw that movie. I'm just wondering why crates of ammunition weren't spewing out.

There was ammunition, but it was being thrown out as loose shotgun shells, cartridges and some bandoleers.
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 27, 2020 at 8:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Never saw that movie. I'm just wondering why crates of ammunition weren't spewing out.

Yeah, you clearly never watched Zardoz. If you did, that would easily be the least of your questions.

I mean, seriously, the opening scene, just before this, involved a guy with underwear on his head and a Sharpied-on moustache and goatee bouncing around the screen like a DVD screensaver, giving a brief prologue that explains nothing and might even imply that the viewer is a fictional character.

It might make more sense if you see a production of The Tempest and realise this is a warped, coke-fueled adaptation. Yes, that is seriously my interpretation of Zardoz and I'm surprised that nobody else seems to have figured it out.


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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 27, 2020 at 12:22 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Unlike most Gods, Zardoz speaks to his followers directly:





Any questions?

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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
This looks like a bloody terrible movie.
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 27, 2020 at 8:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Never saw that movie. I'm just wondering why crates of ammunition weren't spewing out.

The IRA (Official) leadership at the time didn't believe in crates.
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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 28, 2020 at 12:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: This looks like a bloody terrible movie.

Its not good.

And when you find out what "zardoz" is the groan can be heard from space.



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RE: Here is why you should believe in Zardoz
(March 28, 2020 at 5:21 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 28, 2020 at 12:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: This looks like a bloody terrible movie.

Its not good.

And when you find out what "zardoz" is the groan can be heard from space.

But it does have Sean Connery in a mankini.
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